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Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
Its like youre summoning a succubro.
...mom?
I like how it appears that you've just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it's called cooking try it sometime.
"Cooks" with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.
your username is aggressive to say the least so I'm glad the energy you are bringing matches that
Clutch!
It's fine. We'll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn't happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges....
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
It can't hurt to try it out.
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
No need - she told me last night that she already knows
Oh that’s a relief! …. Wait
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
They’re fabulous!
One of us! One of us! 🌈
that was just my name in college
Wait I've been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
I'm sorry I didn't know!
Ignorance isn't a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
How did you get in my kitchen????