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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] melfie@lemy.lol 18 points 10 hours ago

Reminds me of a post on Lemmy a while back about a guy wearing a shirt like this:

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 148 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

god i wish i was her brother

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 244 points 16 hours ago (4 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 168 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

It's alabama dude it's my only shot

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

But are they into her?

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago

so.. cousin? second cousin?

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 7 hours ago

u r our toilet mags

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago

No you don't.

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[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 111 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago

No, Zuck must feed on your data.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.

Zuck needs this to exist.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 52 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wish only the best for her in life.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 47 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well thanks for hoping against me.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 5 points 9 hours ago

Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.

Here's my favourite Pepe:

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

It's hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.

OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that's about all 🤷‍♂️. But then!

Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist...so far squint)

[–] anise@quokk.au 5 points 9 hours ago

hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 24 points 14 hours ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 60 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How to bring back profitability to local news

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"

Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 9 hours ago

"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."

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