Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.
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Reminds me of a post on Lemmy a while back about a guy wearing a shirt like this:

god i wish i was her brother

It's alabama dude it's my only shot
Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.
Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings
But are they into her?
so.. cousin? second cousin?
I want to be her toilet.
u r our toilet mags
No you don't.
I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University
Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?
No, Zuck must feed on your data.
Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.
Zuck needs this to exist.
I wish only the best for her in life.
Well thanks for hoping against me.
Be good for her and you're the wish.
Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s
Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?
Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert
You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?
The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.
Here's my favourite Pepe:

It's hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.
OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that's about all 🤷♂️. But then!
Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist...so far squint)
hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
Finally
Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
doot...doot...!
Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!
I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?
How to bring back profitability to local news
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"
Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."
"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."