Luckily, there's no legislation on how many companies I can own! As such I am proud to announce the launch of Blackstonea-Blackstonezzzz
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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Somehow they all still work in the same buildings, use the same computers, and crap in the same toilets as Blackwater people. A "Blackstone lawyer" has something to say on social media.
I am not a "Blackstone lawyer". I represent BlackstoneJ. It is a different entity from Blackstone and also from BlackstoneA though BlackstoneH and from BlackstoneK and so on. BlackstoneI no longer exists because people kept referring to it in error as "Blackstone One" or "BlackstoneEL". The companies listed are DIFFERENT legal entities as such the 350 limit does not— You know what? Fuck all of you. The law is the law I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
Also, only 350 homes?! How am I supposed to survive owning only 350 homes?
WHERE DO I SLEEP THE OTHER SIX NIGHTS OF THE YEAR?!
You know how Germany has no speed limit on the "Autobahn" highways? They've been discussing it forever. Now this housing policy could offer a blueprint for a solution: just make the speed limit 350 km/h.
Or how about a new less-tolerance policy against tax evasion: 350 strikes and you're out.
As Jesus said: he who committed less than 350 acts of sin shall cast the first 350 stones.
Do you know how fast you were going?
349 km/h?
Seven years is so long to sell a house 😂
It's basically applying patent law to houses. So fucking stupid.
"Please Mr ~~innovator~~ housing provider, you can have a little monopoly rents, as a treat. All I ask is that you humbly ~~give your beneficent creation to the commons~~ rebrand and lobby and effectively delay almost inevitably the final sale of the house after you've extracted exorbitant value from having a state sanctioned monopoly.

The working class don't want you to know this but you can own as many homes as you like, it's true! I have 350 homes, I just buy them up. 
