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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 97 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

And in my nightmares I end up at school, and I graduated 30 years ago.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone diagnosed with PTSD that also has nightmares related to it, I think it’s way underplayed how much public schools give people long term emotional trauma. Not even just bullying, a lot of the expectations schools put on kids are just developmentally unreasonable. It’s not random that so many people have school related nightmares decades after they’ve graduated.

I think nakedness in dreams is just a common theme for vulnerability, but there’s a reason it’s so tied to school for many people, and it’s not because they’re healthy environments that produce well adjusted young adults.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, everyone else will develop acute glaucoma for some reason.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nothing cute about glaucoma, buddy

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[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just toss on a dress and go commando. No need to remove the shoes.

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:

  1. Do you know you’re naked?
  2. Do you want to be naked?

Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 months ago

No, yes.

Any further questions?

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Would "yes, yes" be more entertaining or "no....yes!"

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or get amputated.

The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂

My feet however... Well no, I don't have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it's either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can't scratch that can last for up to 3 days.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.

If your doc thinks that, change doc.

In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor's office, even one I've never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.

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[–] thed4rknss@bolha.forum 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So that's why they called ron jeremy the hedgehog.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 7 points 2 months ago

see also: shortness, roundness, hairiness

[–] python@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] python@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right, it oughta be at least 90°C to be nice and comfy

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.

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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Empirical evidence that wearing shoes makes you more naked: The only thing hotter than a naked woman is a naked woman with heels.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Nothing beats her wearing sweats pulled up then the top rolled down and one of my shirts.

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[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Paragraph breaks, my homie

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 13 points 2 months ago

It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I don't think I would like that feeling.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Well if you're gonna go outside naked, it's the sensible thing to do.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.

I think that was a Gallagher bit?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

As a dude, I feel way more uncomfortable in just a t-shirt and nothing else than I feel fully naked.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.

[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Optimally hight heels (including the case all genders).

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Naked except for my socks and sandals.

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[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

The shoes stay on during sex.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

or socks and sandals

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[off topic?]

The difference between naked and nude is that nude just means you aren't wearing clothes, but naked implies that there's a plan involved.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...and nekkid means nude plus a naughty plan.

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