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[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This really isn't that functionally different from sotting down and watching TV

[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It is and isn't. I think that TV, as a longer-form of entertainment, has less harmful effects on attention-span, for example.

Hearing kids talk about not being able to focus long enough to watch a movie or tv show is a bummer.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Though that's not a property of phones, but of the media itself.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So what do you call it when older people do it, but the screen is further away (TV)?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 56 minutes ago

Couch potato.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago

not just gen z. that's like every second or third day for me when my skeleton is like "fuck you old man, if you wanted to move now you shouldn't have been a tradesman"

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So, likely major depressive disorder? I’m not surprised. The future looks bleak.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

Don't forget about chronic diseases that keep people in bed all day.

Especially chronic gut diseases which have been skyrocketing and appear to be related to PFAs "forever chemicals" (that the USA recently decided to stop regulating )

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 hours ago

Apparently I've been 20 years ahead of the curve. I didn't call it bed rotting (ew) I called it "fucking depressed leave me alone"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And 20 years ago it was books, magazines, newspaper, gameboys, etc. Nothing has changed.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

magazines

yes, we had to keep a physical collection hidden under the bed

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why isn't GenZ participating in our accelerated hellscape?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

GenZ are killing the Mr Bones Wild Ride industry

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 4 hours ago

Genz is trying to what?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 32 points 9 hours ago

Man, I'm a fucking trend setter.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 19 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Isn't this just called having a lazy morning?

Like you wake up but don't feel like getting up yet, so you play about with your phone for a bit?

As long as you're not doing that for ages every single day, I'd say it's fairly normal behaviour. Sometimes you just need a bit to slouch you know.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago

No, they will get up and then go back to lay on their bed and scroll for hours

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

I’m pretty sure they are talking about doing this all day. It’s just a new name for major depressive disorder.

[–] E_coli42@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I just go back to sleep lol. If I'm too lazy to get up, I'm usually too lazy to go on my phone.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Back in my day, we just rotted in bed ruminating on negative thoughts. We didn't have no memes, except what was in our imaginations!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We imagined our own memes, and we liked it.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 7 hours ago

Shower thoughts are imagined memes.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 35 points 10 hours ago

I think so. Dignified Boomers and Gen Xers perhaps "armchair rot" so as to mitigate back problems.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm officerotting. Probably the only thing I've managed to do so far today is contribute to Lemmy network effect :P

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My life in Infosec. It's super boring until suddenly it's not.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

This is why I play Nethack.

Turn-based. Fully interruptible.

ASCII-based. Fully playable in an 80x24 ssh tty that nobody will notice and take approximately no bandwidth.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Isn’t that what they referred to as couch potatoes in boomer time?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 8 hours ago

Pretty much. Same shit, different corn.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Kids the days… are entirely relatable.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Throw in a couple of beers and that's a perfect day.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I read “beers” as “bees” and was really confused. Although a few bees wouldn’t hurt as long as you don’t antagonize them.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 15 points 10 hours ago

You fucking psycho.

Think of how many times you'll need to get out of bed to piss.

(This comment brought to you by shots of vodka)

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

I used to do it with a PC next to my bed. Scroll-wheel mouse was the tits.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Yes we did it before, but with a cool name we do it more!

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when social media was going to brain-rot the kids, it ended up brain-rotting the boomers.

This is going to be the same, this is the braindead for the boomers.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 6 points 8 hours ago

I hate to tell you, but there are plenty of brain-rotted kids out there too. It'll get anyone that spends long enough online.

Social media addiction is plenty real, pretty sure I've got at least a mild case of it - which is why I try to limit how long I spend here and other sites.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

That Genz dude is so pathetic!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] username_1@programming.dev -2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I do that every day. For 5-7 hours. I call it "sleeping". Scientists call that the same.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's called sleep scrolling, get on with the times.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

Your comment makes me feel unaccountably old, even though I'm fairly sure that's not a thing. Well, moderately sure. Somewhat sure. I'm not sure I could handle seeing the news twice!

[–] username_1@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

Yes, I keep it nearby.