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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Back in my day, we just rotted in bed ruminating on negative thoughts. We didn't have no memes, except what was in our imaginations!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We imagined our own memes, and we liked it.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shower thoughts are imagined memes.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but did you actually like them?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

I said we liked imagining, not that we liked what we imagined.

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[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This really isn't that functionally different from sotting down and watching TV

[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is and isn't. I think that TV, as a longer-form of entertainment, has less harmful effects on attention-span, for example.

Hearing kids talk about not being able to focus long enough to watch a movie or tv show is a bummer.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Though that's not a property of phones, but of the media itself.

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah you can bedrot and watch youtube (long videos) or a movie instead of short form media.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

The quality of movies and TV shows is also gone to shit. I blame no one for not being able to pay attention to the absolute crap airing on TV nowadays.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think its very different, because the algorithms are feeding you things you emotionally react to. Also i bet it changes your entire view of things very much. You dont have things like gender wars on tv very much, but its all over social media. I think it affects how young people think more than anything. Much more than tv.

You can look at the Lemmy front page also and see common themes, and over time, all this affects how young people think about themselves, politics, sex, anything really.

I dont think tv is even remotely affecting people in the same way as social media... Specially when you are young, it can affect you extreamly much. Because that need to fit in is super strong.

I grew up in the 90s and I was watching tv, so I know it didnt affect me at all as much as todays social media. But thats me, just one person. Perhaps its not the same for everyone, so this is just my opinion.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 39 points 1 month ago

Man, I'm a fucking trend setter.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, likely major depressive disorder? I’m not surprised. The future looks bleak.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget about chronic diseases that keep people in bed all day.

Especially chronic gut diseases which have been skyrocketing and appear to be related to PFAs "forever chemicals" (that the USA recently decided to stop regulating )

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I think so. Dignified Boomers and Gen Xers perhaps "armchair rot" so as to mitigate back problems.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm officerotting. Probably the only thing I've managed to do so far today is contribute to Lemmy network effect :P

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My life in Infosec. It's super boring until suddenly it's not.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is why I play Nethack.

Turn-based. Fully interruptible.

ASCII-based. Fully playable in an 80x24 ssh tty that nobody will notice and take approximately no bandwidth.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, no one else at work cares. The CSIO will come up with excuses for us to bring up a gaming console to "test firewall access"

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kids the days… are entirely relatable.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently I've been 20 years ahead of the curve. I didn't call it bed rotting (ew) I called it "fucking depressed leave me alone"

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You're such a hipster, I just call it being alive

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Isn't this just called having a lazy morning?

Like you wake up but don't feel like getting up yet, so you play about with your phone for a bit?

As long as you're not doing that for ages every single day, I'd say it's fairly normal behaviour. Sometimes you just need a bit to slouch you know.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure they are talking about doing this all day. It’s just a new name for major depressive disorder.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oooooo I have that one!

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what do you call it when older people do it, but the screen is further away (TV)?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Couch potato.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why isn't GenZ participating in our accelerated hellscape?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

GenZ are killing the Mr Bones Wild Ride industry

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"Young people enjoying their youth in ways that make older generations scornful and jealous" - the perennial headline

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Throw in a couple of beers and that's a perfect day.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago

You fucking psycho.

Think of how many times you'll need to get out of bed to piss.

(This comment brought to you by shots of vodka)

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn’t that what they referred to as couch potatoes in boomer time?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Pretty much. Same shit, different corn.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

not just gen z. that's like every second or third day for me when my skeleton is like "fuck you old man, if you wanted to move now you shouldn't have been a tradesman"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And 20 years ago it was books, magazines, newspaper, gameboys, etc. Nothing has changed.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

magazines

yes, we had to keep a physical collection hidden under the bed

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

I've done the same with books, so...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bedmaxxing restpilled youth

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember when social media was going to brain-rot the kids, it ended up brain-rotting the boomers.

This is going to be the same, this is the braindead for the boomers.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate to tell you, but there are plenty of brain-rotted kids out there too. It'll get anyone that spends long enough online.

Social media addiction is plenty real, pretty sure I've got at least a mild case of it - which is why I try to limit how long I spend here and other sites.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

Comments like this are always a good reminder to get off Lemmy and do stuff I actually like

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I used to do it with a PC next to my bed. Scroll-wheel mouse was the tits.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yes we did it before, but with a cool name we do it more!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gen X here. Can concur. But I'm also an athlete so I only spend 50% of my time bed rotting. 50% of my life climbing, jumping, running, swimming, hiking, skydiving, I'd say I'm pretty well balanced but bed rotting is a true recovery strategy laying flat on my back with legs propped up for days.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's called addiction.

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 points 1 month ago

Laid off... no money... no means... what the fuck do they expect? Going to Disneyland?

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