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[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bad Photoshop will always be better than good AI!

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

And mediocre MSPaint beats bad photoshop to me

He is indeed staring.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean how else could one react to this frog faced rapist twat? Vaginal dryness and the sudden need to punch him in the face are usually the two most common reactions.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get both, and I don't even have the necessary equipment

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'm so sorry to hear about your loss of limbs. If it's not too insensitive, can I ask how you interface with lemmy without hands? Genuinely curious in the tech involved

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thats a person i have not heard in a hot minute

[–] doug@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago

there is nothing in the desert, and no woman needs nothing.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

It's so dry the crabs are riding dune buggies.

Recently detained in Dubai under suspicion of terrorism (and the potential of being beheaded), he actually asked, "Don't you know who I am?" Upon realising who he was, the authorities - feeling he'd been punished enough by being born Andrew Tate - let him go.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about Ben Shapiro and his wife's desert like vagina.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Excuse me, that's Doctor Wife. She didn't spend all that time, effort, and money going through medical school to not have her title used to give weight to her idiot husband's stupid statements.

My first exposure to this dipshit was his demented bashing of Star Wars years ago. I still hold that I could kill him with an E-tool.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, that giraffe is obnoxious