You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?
It's the future
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that’s your age in 4 years!
I call it bullshit. It's easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.
!remind me 4 years
I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.
What comment?
My mind is blown
Maths!!
So if I'm 28, I'd be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years... Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone's interested!
I have a dollar! This is some groundbreaking stuff.
oops, I meant fortyears. Yes, that's correct, but it's confusing because it changes as you get older. For me 1 fortyear is only 1.10.
Didn't work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.
For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.
23 is smaller than 100000000.
Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.
Oh
I'm using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it's not
Calm down Darryl, it's only a rehearsal.
Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage
What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.
But it will be... in four years!
Now subtract 4, that's your age!
Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me:
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?
If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it's my actual age =(
Can confirm.
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in
print(age + 4)
~~~~^~~
TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
Is not my age.
/j
fucking wizards...
holy shit this really works!
Whoaaaaaaa
My whole life has been a lie 😭
Whoa! How'd you do that?! :O
Take your age
Multiply it by zero
That is the age you were when you were born.
Omg this worked for me
But what if your age was a division by 0