That's obvious. The question is how to stop them.

I was going to write a Star Wars sequel and then sue Disney for copyright infringement, until I heard this story.

Glad that won't happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

I'm not buying it.

Bag? My chips come in a can, like any sophisticated food.

Why are so many people suddenly worried about down votes? They don't matter. You get nothing for a lot of upvotes, and you get nothing for a lot of downvotes. If you're so concerned about votes, I think that's a serious issue that you need to overcome, or you're going to have a very hard time in life.

The boot may be your problem.

They were trying to prove that injecting rat urine into a watermelon will prevent it from being stolen. They probably need to rework their hypothesis.

Signs from God are always in English.

I've wondered how businesses advertise anymore because I never see advertisements. I don't watch TV. I don't listen to radio. I have ad blockers on my devices. I just assumed most people used as blockers too.

We make our employees sign a form when they're hired stating that they will not mention our company or any of its employees on social media in a negative way. It's standard practice. Any company big enough to have its own lawyer(s), they will advise them to do that because it can help prevent serious legal Issues.

I like boobs. Imagine what the logo would be if I had bought Twitter.