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Chapotraphouse
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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Sending a job application to the IRGC that just says "Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel Aviv, I am ready"
re9 has cooked my brain, i beat it yesterday and today i'm already working on a speedrun to unlock infinite ammo for insane difficulty. what the fuck is wrong with me why do i like this game so much?
issa march 8th, everybloody!
happy women's day! i know this is an important day to most of you since it's one of the traditions that are linked to socialism. we celebrate it here in romania
So, bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Gunpla photoshppt uoad coming. Just gotta add more weight to a base i built. Playing with toys rules. I am having so .uch fun with this silly stuff
a fucking wardrobe fell on my old lenovo. No damages, works like before.
FaKKKt CheKKK
I think something else cushioned the impact or the wardrobe missed the part of the bag it was in
The problem with imperialism is you eventually run out of other people's oil

Should replace silver gull with a cockatoo or a kea
Vid: Kea destroy a police car
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Venezuela beat Israel

Gandalf trolls 80% of the time in the hobbit book
Gandalf was literally on a mission from God to trick people into solving problems
Gunpla: while putting my Hyaku-Shiki on my newly built stand the fucking antenna fell off again, its super glued on now. In retrieving it i found the missing arm bit for the ZGok I was building! My Newtype powers are strong rn
One of my neighborhood cat pals, Maggie was out todaym shes old af and super talkative. You know when cats meow conversational? She does it and also sounds like cat Patty pr Aelma from the Simpsons. Maggie was super stoked to see me and gave me a rundown of her winter.
Restarted birth control and making this comment so if I start sad posting constantly ill know why
"Professor Jiang" really out there talking about the Illuminati and being taken seriously by some people lmao
I did like him successfully predicting the US would start a war with Iran, hey points for your marker being down on that. Im pulling for his other prediction that the US would lose this war with Iran. But yeah when he started talking about Jesuits in control of the Vatican and Illuminati in charge of the military industrial complex... like we all know the sickness at the top in the hearts of the bourgeoisie and the Epstein files just puts names to it. I guess, like, its almost a romantic view of the people in power, you know? That itd be old conspiracies like Freemasons, Illuminati, Jesuits and not just bourgeoisie doing their bourgeoisie shit.
What an antivaxxer sings at karaoke.
Head like a hole - black as your soul
I'd rather die from poliooo
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die from poliooo
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I stole an idea or two from this Bluesky thread.
Pain at the pump
Feel like a chump
Just checked the news
Outbreak of Mumpshttps://bsky.app/profile/papapishu.bsky.social/post/3mgixvxkru22l
A reply
We're going to get what we deserve.
Context: 2 cases of mumps reported at Berkeley High School
I *think* that's the context but maybe there's more than one outbreak.
Its been six years since covid started and ever since then I've been quietly losing my fucking mind. Im just supposed to go abojt being a young adult and go to college and get a job and make a career as if this shit isn't all crashing down around us all. The planet is dying and fascists want to kill us all and I'm supposed to be worrying about my pension.
It makes me feel like all my problems are petty and selfish. There's been a genocide and pandemic and what might as well be a world war and I'm worried about not looking attractive and being judged. How am I supposed to take any of my problems seriously when actual hell on earth is real and I just happened to be born privileged enough to avoid it. What gives me the right to care about anything in my life when the world is actively being destroyed and I'm doing nothing to stop it
The owner of the restaurant i work at is incompetent: so every year all the restaurants in town have a noodle themed week cause some marketing firm decided that would be a thing or something, I dunno. Anyway, we're doing fried mac n cheese balls, probably cause it's an app so people will spend more. Anyway, the reps came by today to get pictures and try the thing so they could do a write up. The problem was this doesnt happen until next week and we didnt have anything together for it. They had contacted they owner but she didnt bother to tell anyone. We called the chef, he's off today and he hadnt heard about it either. It's also not something you can just put together on short notice. You need to make Mac n cheese, let it cool down enough to form balls, bread those, which would involve making bread crumbs cause we prepped arancini earlier and then yku can fry em, the prep time is at least an hour mostly cause it has to cool down and congeal a bit. The reps were super chill about it, as I imagine anyone getting payed to go around town and eat free pastas would be. But Jesus, let the staff know about this shit. Front of house being desperate as always to avoid telling anyone 'no' was trying to bargain with us in ways thar made me question if they have ever cooked at home or know how food is made. They asked if we could just make one dish as if that would speed it up. It takes the same amount of time, that's why we make stuff in batches. They wanted to do a quick pop into the kitchen and get some pics with our bigass pizza oven and being the highest ranking guy there i was the one who explained the issue, we ended up frying some arancini balls and plating them like we would the Mac n cheese balls, or at least how we're doing it now that I made it up on the spot cause they look identical and gave em a free pizza for their trouble. They were cool and appreciated me running them through why it couldn't be done today and appreciated that I came up with a way to fake it for a photo
Venezuela currently leads Israel 4-0 at the bottom of the first inning in the World Baseball Classic
Anti-psychotic detox update
I couldn't fall asleep until 11 in the morning, and my temperature regulation is so bad. I have to go to a fucking NA meeting that I really don't want to be at today, I'm sweating my ass off. And I accidentally spilt the last of my Lyrica onto the street trying to take a dose today so I'm officially out. Hope I can get some sleep tonight
it is march 7 and stalin saved the world from fascism
@fannin@hexbear.net informed me that there is a guy famous for not liking garlic bread, and that might be the least interesting claim to fame I have ever heard
He’s a real shithead IRL too. Keller but worse and isn’t even a chef.
The first result on google had him claiming he doesn't serve garlic bread because garlic bread doesn't exist in italy and it cheapens the dish it's served with, a claim so monumentally ridiculous it causes Gordon Ramsay to call him a snob live on air and try to get him to eat a piece airplane/toddler style, and that might be the most likable Gordon Ramsay has ever been.
Also garlic bread is just a type of crostini!
Concur on all points, 10/10 no notes

saw Beginning of a New Era w a friend. slowly came to the realization that I can name all non-NPC horses shown on screen across the entire movie 

like 50% of these just arent even in global at all man why do i know them 
Is there a way to argue against:
"I had to pay for X, so why shouldn't the kids have to pay for it too?"
that doesn't boil down to 'someone else getting a thing doesn't take anything away from you'?
because there's a certain type of person who can't comprehend this
I can't really think of a solution other than just giving them their money back.
Had to pay for college? Sorry, here's a refund.
Had to pay for healthcare? Sorry, here's a refund.
Had to pay for housing? Etc etc
They'll get on board real quick if they know they'll get a refund check for the money unfairly taken away from them.
Why should we plant trees whose shade I'll never sit in?
'Well my house got robbed so its only fair they let the guy rob everyone else in perpetuity before they catch him.'
You're supposed to scream ANECDOTAL FALLACY in their face until they walk away
This is actually what I view as illustrative of the problem. If you want to dazzle the audience you can talk about all the shit that doesn't work and how things have changed. Nuclear weapons means chauvinist foreign policy gets us killed. Climate disasters mean people are going to come in contact with each other. Pandemics require coordinating. The stakes are such that cooperation isn't just the courtesy a lot of people take it for - systematic exploitation means that Gaza becomes your neighborhood when they point the torment nexus at you
But if you really want to get the person on the other side of the conversation to hear you, you need empathy. They need to feel heard before they're going to listen to you and that's just wired into us. They need to feel like you've contextualized their pain and all the ways they've been exploited into something solvable. Because they're probably not down for spending some more money on shit they feel is unimportant. You're never getting through to them because liberal arts and humanities have a certain caricature that you're not winning by arguing against.
So if you can hear how capitalism has tortured this person and maybe only plant the seeds of change by letting them know better future is possible then they might come around to understand that student loans are a dumb idea, intensely exploitative, and puts downward pressure on the sophistication of society. I met a person recently who was annoying and chauvinist, but they led with their lamentation about the lack of a 3rd place and the capture of all leisure by private corporations who tell you to take it or leave it. So maybe Marx is working his magic on this poor soul. Who knows?
The Jojo banana is a bundle of green bananas I got from the store a few days ago. Since then, its yellowed slightly while still having a lot of green, with many deep brown spots appearing in the green areas with yellow rings around them. What makes it a jojo banana is that it looks cool, and the ridges are all outlined in dark brown, giving them a kinda cell shaded jojo cosplayer look. I said "These are some jojo bananas!" to my wife.
Later, I asked what color I should do my makeup today. When my wife responded "Jojo bananas" I didn't know what she meant. I give her a puzzled look, then glance at the bananas. It took a few moments to remember what I said. She chuckles at me, "You're the one who said it!"
I swear nothing pisses me off more than a war criminal that plays innocent


I'll pray, pray for them to get their limbs blown off
Good grief I still can't believe it's called "Operation Epic Fury".
CW: jorkin it
So the weed dispensary was out of the tinctures that I usually like and I got these RSO capsules instead BUT THEY MAKE ME SO HORNY! All I wanna do is spank it. I wake up and I wanna jerk off, I get into bed and I wanna goon for a bit, I finish crankin it and I wanna rub one out as a cool-off. Im averaging 3 or 4 loads a day! No other preparation of weed has ever done this to me. If you told me a month ago that a different way of administering THC would have me acting like a sex pollen episode of star trek I wouldn't have believed you but here I am.
RSO capsules
Repetitive Strain Orgasm
