When is she going to testify in front of Congress about Epstein?
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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"i don't get why anyone complains about being sex trafficked, it worked out great for me"
It's the Pretty Baby Solution - Better living through prostitution.
I wonder who’s speak she’s going to steal this time?
I don't really care, do you?
She looks like a Guy Fawkes mask?
So Russia gets 2 seats at the table?
again.
The UN Security Council should not allow a former Epstein employee to preside over a meeting.
It should be abolished. Ton of waste money for that shitshow where countries recide strongly worded letters with no plan to act
Melania: “To make peace you must suck, suck, then fuck, fuck.”
I mean the security concil was always a joke. No wonder this idiot will be in one of those acting meeting
Alternate title:
Gold Digging, Whore, Trophy Wife of Racist, Rapist Pedophile Wannabe Dictator to Waste World's Time, Patience and Money
Once again, it's a fascist country, run by a family dynasty. This is how it's going to be.
Would love to see how she's actually qualified
She's a genius, got in on an Epstein visa!
I imagine you have to be very diplomatic when married to an narcissist toddler in an adult body.
Imagine straight facing it when he shits himself in front of you.
How you know she doesn’t like changing her wittle baby twumpy wumpy?
By getting nekkid and being an Epstein girl!
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As for the significance of Melania Trump presiding over the Security Council meeting, Dujarric called it “a sign of the importance that the United States feels towards the Security Council and the subject.”
🤔
so not very important?
Another fuck-you to the UN.
And another fuck you to the American people. Melania was not elected. She was not appointed and confirmed. She's a nobody in the eyes of our government. We Americans have a process for choosing people in our government and it's not supposed to be nepotism.
That's it, no? Trump's committee of building resorts on top of Gaza's pieces should replace the UN and to drive home the point they send the unserious First Lady.
Participating would already be kind of crazy. But did they actually say preside?
When the wife of President Donald Trump takes her seat in the president’s chair on Monday afternoon, it “will be the first time a first lady, or first gentleman for that matter, has ever presided over a Security Council meeting,” U.N. spokesman Stephane Dujarric told reporters.
And yes, it's absolute lunacy.
That's where the UN are supposed to say "No."
the first lady’s office said the meeting she will preside over will “emphasize education’s role in advancing tolerance and world peace.”
Advancing tolerance and world peace also goes hand to hand with getting rid of Trump and MAGA
Sounds "woke".
No one voted for Donald's CumDump.
Maybe Donald has decided he can't really trust Don Jr. and wants Melania to run in 2028. That way he can stay in the White House.
I have always said America is too sexist right now to elect a woman as President but maybe an exception can be made for a woman who would be so obviously taking orders from her husband.
You need to be a natural born US citizen.
We're about to see Trump issue an executive order proclaiming her to be natural-born citizen, and enough Republican states to say "Yup, that's good enough for us! After all, we already had one President from Kenya...."
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"Make fuk, not war" -mela
Lol, not saying a whore can't be qualified, but this whore? Lmao.
What the fuck
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