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Melania Trump will preside over a UN Security Council meeting in a first for a first lady (apnews.com)

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[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Would love to see how she's actually qualified

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 day ago

She's a genius, got in on an Epstein visa!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I imagine you have to be very diplomatic when married to an narcissist toddler in an adult body.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine straight facing it when he shits himself in front of you.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

How you know she doesn’t like changing her wittle baby twumpy wumpy?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 15 points 1 day ago

By getting nekkid and being an Epstein girl!

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Would love to hear her speak. I never heard of her speaking before.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

"Who geeves a fook about kreesmus"

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Think Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle, but far less articulate.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Well she stole Michelle Obama's speech and repeated it on an occasion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36832095

[–] sprack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

…security clearance??