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Melania Trump will preside over a UN Security Council meeting in a first for a first lady (apnews.com)

submitted 2 days ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Make fuk, not war" -mela

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I doubt the message will be that positive.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"I don't care, do you?"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It wasn't meant as a message from the council, just what to print on bombs as they announce special Melanie's bomb livery™ that all manufacturers have to buy now.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And must be bought with trump, melania, or barron coins only.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Maga-Bux™️