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[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh thank you i had no idea

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

God I love Connor

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Conner is the funniest man alive in my book

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

HOWD THEY GET THEM PLANES SO FAST, HUH??

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Senators don't even bother to explain why we should go to war anymore. They just look at you like this

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

When they say something so war-phobic you have to hit them with the Fetterman stare.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago

We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them in my swamp. shrek-troll

[–] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DROP SITE: How so?

FETTERMAN: Mm-hm.

jesse-wtf

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This has happened to me like 20 times debating boomer CHUDs, they just sort of nope out after a while.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i don't think i can convince them but a well placed "so you just wanna kill brown people in the middle east" usually gets them going again.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd take just some average Joe in Iran over Fetterman any day.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Drop Fetterman on Iran. Parachute optional.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idunno.. With how colossal he is, he might technically count as a WMD..

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we got a Wide Man Down situation

I'm just worried that it might cause an earthquake and also extensive flooding if they drop him in or too close to the Caspian Sea or other large bodies of water, killing tens of thousands of civilians..

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Mother of all Ogres

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34 this, but replace clinton with fetterman, and Pakistan with Iran

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[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

That's a relief. We're good then!

smartest congressperson

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

Continued critical support to depression in its long fight against John Fetterman.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

The video is even worse. I wonder if Fetterman wanted to say something like "Fuck Iran. It's good if they suffer." but his brain doesn't work nearly well enough to come up with any sorts of euphemisms so he just resorted to odd non-answers. And even though the video isn't the greatest - he sounded like he was breathing heavily and he looked like shit.

I almost feel sorry for the oversized nasty fucker. Almost.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should send Fetterman to Iran to go fight. If he wants to protect Pennsylvania he should go do it in person

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Insightful and deep.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Proceeds to walk in figure of eights for 2 hours before punching his desk like a gorilla

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Haven't we all wanted to pull an Office Space? /s

It reads like he's RPing as The Dude, which might be funny if he didn't hold the power he does.