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[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Oh thank you i had no idea

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

God I love Connor

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Conner is the funniest man alive in my book

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

HOWD THEY GET THEM PLANES SO FAST, HUH??

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Senators don't even bother to explain why we should go to war anymore. They just look at you like this

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

When they say something so war-phobic you have to hit them with the Fetterman stare.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them in my swamp. shrek-troll

[–] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DROP SITE: How so?

FETTERMAN: Mm-hm.

jesse-wtf

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This has happened to me like 20 times debating boomer CHUDs, they just sort of nope out after a while.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd take just some average Joe in Iran over Fetterman any day.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Drop Fetterman on Iran. Parachute optional.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idunno.. With how colossal he is, he might technically count as a WMD..

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we got a Wide Man Down situation

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I'm just worried that it might cause an earthquake and also extensive flooding if they drop him in or too close to the Caspian Sea or other large bodies of water, killing tens of thousands of civilians..

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Mother of all Ogres

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34 this, but replace clinton with fetterman, and Pakistan with Iran

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[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

That's a relief. We're good then!

smartest congressperson

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Continued critical support to depression in its long fight against John Fetterman.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

The video is even worse. I wonder if Fetterman wanted to say something like "Fuck Iran. It's good if they suffer." but his brain doesn't work nearly well enough to come up with any sorts of euphemisms so he just resorted to odd non-answers. And even though the video isn't the greatest - he sounded like he was breathing heavily and he looked like shit.

I almost feel sorry for the oversized nasty fucker. Almost.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They should send Fetterman to Iran to go fight. If he wants to protect Pennsylvania he should go do it in person

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Insightful and deep.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Proceeds to walk in figure of eights for 2 hours before punching his desk like a gorilla

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Haven't we all wanted to pull an Office Space? /s

It reads like he's RPing as The Dude, which might be funny if he didn't hold the power he does.