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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the future, please link directly to the article or video as the main link.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Noted, thank you.

Edit: I flipped them around

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am no true king.

You do the math. ;)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Right. You're a potato.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A huge piece of shit in almost every respect, but the character had his moments of poignancy.

[–] ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

a POS, but a good politician and he had his principles. not many lanisters could claim that much...

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[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

His staff are on record as saying they call him "the cunt" when he's not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview.

[–] CreativeCider@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Seen it, I think it was an interview with one of the security staff

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Here is your beer “Sir” …

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does this fucker get royal staff?

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 31 points 2 months ago

He's still uber rich. Between being mummy's favourite and being the literal shaddy deal's man for the British government for a while, he probably has more money than he would be able to spend.

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (12 children)

I think we really should stick to calling him “Prince Andrew.” If we don’t we’re letting the monarchy separate itself from him…but that’s bullshit; he has the privilege of being a prince and his status as prince is not just what gave him the liberty to be a monster, but I think we can assume it’s what actually made him a monster.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

The Andrew formerly known as a prince.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Eh… I have mixed feelings on that.

Firstly, I don’t think his position made him a monster. I absolutely think it made it easier to become one, but there are plenty of opportunistic pedophiles who aren’t princes. In fact I don’t think it’s a far stretch to say the vast majority aren’t princes

Secondly, correct me if I’m wrong but hasn’t the majority of his privilege been stripped from him? Yeah, he can still visit royal places and such, but doesn’t he have about the same “power” as an in law or something?

There’s also the question of if the monarchy enabled his actions. Though, again I admit they may not have done enough after learning of his actions.

As a Canadian who never really paid attention to British royalty, this feels a lot like blaming a family for one member committing a mass murder. But that could just be a lack of understanding on my part.

[–] Ikon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well when the family has a long history of mass murder....

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[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He is getting used to it I guess. "Sir" is a pretty big demotion from "your royal highness".

[–] borkborkbork@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

man I'd love to try "Ah yes your pedoness" just once

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't post pictures of headlines. Link to the article

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[–] Ash@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd literally tell him to "fuck off I'll call you Nonce Andrew, and if you threaten me I'll go to the press and tell them even more shit that will get you in prison, you fucking nonce. Now get on your knees and apologise. And then I'd film it, and send it to the press"

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Racist fucks doing racist fuckery

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

My first impulse was to comment this :

But then...

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 10 points 2 months ago

Wait until they downgrade him from Mountbatten to just Hill

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"

[–] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too.

Guy obviously can sweat if he couldn't he would be like a bubble boy.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The helicopter pilot was his nephew, Harry. I believe Andrew served in the Navy during the Falklands war.

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[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

No matter what they are forced to call you, you'll always see the contempt in their eyes; not one person smiling to see you walk into the room, ever.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People are very negative but they don't understand the house of windsor and how tradional it is. What else is traditional. The stockades.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think it's particularly hilarious that for all the talk of tradition, the house of "Windsor" was a name chosen during WWI, barely more than a century ago. The original name was "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha", but somewhat awkwardly German bombers built by Gothaer Waggonfabrik and popularly known as "Gothas" happened to be dropping explosives on London.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lol ok sure, Andrew formerly known as Prince

[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The thing about "prince" is that it's halfway to "nonce"

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Sir Pedophile

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This Saxon Royalist shit heap deserves to be buried in an unmarked grave. Ideally without building a parking lot over his insipid pedophilic corpse so as to deny him even identification after centuries of disgraced death.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They can't call him sir, that's an honorific in England that has meaning and he lost all formal titles, legally he isn't a sir anymore he's a Mr.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

Should be calling him by a number

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Where is he interacting with royal staff these days?

[–] Spesknight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ser Fucked (read it in Spanish)

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The only good royal is dead one.

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[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck you Andy

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The pedophile traitor deserves a single finger salute and tell him to fetch his own beer.

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No son of royalty or riches is a real boy!

Mainstream or street.

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