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[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago

They were just following orders.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago

I frequently reflect on how lucky I am to be able to tell shitty managers "Ok then, fire me or shut up" which I have done many times

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Did you call him on his deathbed, and say "You still think it was a good idea to make me come in to work with the flu?"

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 15 hours ago

Call him and be like "we're gonna need you to come in today"

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I got threatened with the same thing when I worked at Sonic. I had to prep and bag food while dripping with mucus and having diarrhea.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 21 hours ago

Wowee it's a real head scratcher how we got covid so bad in the states.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 47 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
that's why I spread communicable diseases on company time

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 31 points 21 hours ago

(i don't actually do this, because i instead """""fully utilise""""" a WFH policy)

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 48 points 22 hours ago

Going to work with the swine flu is in that CIA sabotage manual.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 11 points 17 hours ago

Lemmy be wholesome today.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Both victims of the same system, but a few dimes apart.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 22 points 21 hours ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes, there is a karmic rebalancing

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Pro gamer move: anyone who remotely tries, shows up mostly on time, and doesn’t berate customers is a top employee at McDonald’s. As long as you put any effort in it’s really hard to replace you. While not unfireable, it would be very hard to find a replacement as good as you.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

True of many minimum wage jobs tbh. Show up on time, relatively sober, and give half a shit and you're a star employee. Depending on how the company is organized and how cool your immediate managers are you can get away with murder so long as you do your job most of the time

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

I just did this at nicer places and now im a chef. I kinda lucked/lied my way in tho

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

And for night shift managers, add "doesn't sleep with teenage subordinates" to that list.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago
[–] Wisconcom@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago

Good thing McDonald's never contacted me back on my application.