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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

Sorry, but I just can't unsee it

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Working exactly like it's supposed to under trump.

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Idiocracy, this govt is idiocracy

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 15 hours ago

At this point we would be lucky to have somebody like president Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who actually seems to govern in good faith.

What would the current government do if presented with a super-intelligent advisor? Fix our problems? Lol to that. They would be lucky to be kept alive because somebody that smart is clearly a threat to those who already got theirs.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What a joke that guy is. He's like a rich nerd who gets to party with the cool kids while displaying the over-the-top eagerness that marks their kind. We need a serious guy who takes things seriously not a frat boy mentality power guy.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

We will never get that with the current administration. Best we can hope for is an alcoholic podcast bro.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Gee, it's almost as if rich snobs are looking down at us the poor and pious from their fancy-shmancy mansions and laughing at us while we're on the streets begging for food and money. The solution to this problem is seize the means of production and redistribute all that wealth to the poor. Seriously!

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be clear, this is not a joke. That's literally him.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

It helps if you are an extremely, laughably bad fit at your job, in like a "Fox assigned to guard henhouse" sort of way.

The Trump administration and competency are like water and oil, soon to be separated.

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[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The men's team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Tbf the whole of America is a massive embarrassment at the moment.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk's killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says "we got him".

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

This is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

A job well done. Time for a beer and some 'caine.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think he can see ghosts and they're all actively blaming him for their deaths.

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[–] notso@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

The American way!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 22 hours ago

Your tax dollars at work.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What percent of republicans are kash patel enjoyers at this point though?

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I think most of that lot doesn't know who that even is, and if you tried to explain then the tribalism kicks in and they'll defend child rape, ICE, tariffs, the president shitting his pants live on TV, anything and everything.

If you just mean informed Republicans...couldn't tell you lol I don't live there. Do those exist outside of grifter sociopaths and the owner class?

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You can see them in the video. Even in the picture, just putting stuff away.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a "that side and your side" and conservatives love these types of tribalism.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

by all means dude, keep drinking.

show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.

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[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can't get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he;s just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don't give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

really makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can't find a an old lady whose family is cooperating

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

She should've tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the "evidence" needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night's events

^/s^

[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.

[–] Cruel@programming.dev -4 points 13 hours ago

Which of the Epstein files indicate a criminal offense requiring an arrest? I've seen so many of Epstein emails with comments like "WE NEED TO ARREST EVERYONE!" attached to a photo of Epstein with his goddaughter on his lap.

Like... Epstein was already arrested... and it does not appear he trafficked minors to anyone. Am I missing a key email somewhere?

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!

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