if there's a bald eagle this must have been recorded on a trash heap
(yeah, yeah, i know it's ai. chill, will ya?)
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.
If I used that cesspool of a website and somehow saw this nonsense, I would reply with a clip of Gandhi II from UHF
What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?
I was about to ask "I'm mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?" but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don't know why am I even asking.
What the actual fuck.
Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.
Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?
Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.
Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.
Jesus is a vile character. He sees pedophiles, murderers and rapists do their thing and does nothing, just watches. He is complicite.
They were goyim so they don’t count.
If Jesus came to America he wouldbe shot within two seconds of opening his mouth.
And brown.
I'd love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.
Fake news, on to the next one
Fatal crash.
Can I get an AMEN!!
They spelled Israeli’s wrong
Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit's about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.
After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!
Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That's why they must burn in Hell forever
A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.
Press "F" to christfully.
Why didn't Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?
"We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!" - 'Murican Jesus
Wasn't the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.
Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper
The only reason this idea was ever advanced was wishful thinking by people who wanted to have their cake and eat it too. People who wanted to be glad Kirk is gone without the 'guilt' of acknowledging that political violence can be a force for good.
This was immediately obvious to anybody who wasn't actively wishing they could wash their hands of it politically. 'Oh he dressed up as a gopnik for halloween once, and I found this pepe version of a gopnik, pepe is a groyper meme therefore he must be a groyper'
See you're actually caring about facts and truth.
What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.
you're talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.
If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn't have allowed him to become a blood fountain.
Comment "christfully" to pray for him 🙏💙❤️
For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?
Have you guys also noticed that we've barely heard anything about Kirk's shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it's because Kirk's shooter isn't quite as useful to them for painting the left as "violent criminals"
The media does NOT want to address the groypers
Address the groypers, cowards
🐘ADDRESS ME
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the "plandemic" that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
Its how the left got kennedy too
Hey! We don't do facts here!
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I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.
All hail Fascist Jesus and don't forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.
No he's not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn't morn his death.
I might care, if he were real. Or like, y'know, alive. As it stands, I'm not worried.
Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.
Hey man, nice shot.
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