Is a "Jesus vein" kind of like what they put on Snickers bars?
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
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maybe it's like the jesus nut on a helicopter
Also known in aviation circles as "JEEZ NUTS lmao gottem"
I'm not sure of recent scholarship but one contested phrase from the Dead Sea Scrolls can be very roughly translated as "You shall gobble my Snickers."
"Jesus guides my hand to slaughter these children of God." I don't understand how they hear "Thou Shalt Not Kill" and take it to mean only humans (not that they follow that either). I know people can't always be purely vegan especially in certain places in the past, but do they really think Jesus would like them to glorify the act of hunting on the same level as God Himself?
The whole reason God favored Abel over Cain is because Cain offered crop sacrifices while Abel offered animal sacrifices so maybe not hunting specifically but the God of the Bible is all for killing animals in his name.
It's even lamer because that story was most likely written by rabbis being super nostalgic about the mythical shepherd past (while living in the biggest city in the world).
Leave those white tailed deer alone 
Hey! Hunter! Leave them deer alone!
All in all, you're just another chud gets the wall
All in all, you're just another chud gets the wall
took me a second to figure out wtf "jesus veins" are before i realized you're supposed to read it incorrectly
You know, I don't think the shirt of Jesus being tenderly intimate with his toddler-sized cross was designed by a human
One arm of the cross is longer than the other. The cross in the OP is also weirdly proportioned. And WTF why does it look like the deer's third antler?
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“I’ve got hunting in my Jesus”
I mean at least it recognises that gods are a personal invisible construct and that each one is different.
Ok maybe I’m giving it too much credit, but you gotta be optimistic right?
I've got hunting in my jesus, veins, and in my heart
lmao I also like "hunting in my 'jesus veins,' and in my heart"
Oof, bad news gun-dude, that's neither 'hunting' nor 'Jesus'; it's prions...which may explain the shirt design though 
"graphic design is my passion"
I've got hunting in my Jesus veins and in my heart!
the "Jesus vein", or more correctly the urethra
The suburban hunters i grew up around were so lame it put me off the whole endeavor. Maybe when I was a kid I thought there was something clever about like bow-hunting or trapping wild game but no one around did stuff like that. It was all salt licks and curated tour hunting. This one guy, a friend’s father, bought a place in “the country” just more suburbs and would drive around pointing out deer he wanted to shoot from his big ah polluting truck and would make some poor bucks in rut fight each other in his backyard by rattling antlers at them. Scumbag.
I love Jesus so much, I have him in my veins, in my heart, I even have him in my ass!
well they say god is everywhere, so i guess that makes us all bottoms.
I think it's sad that they're too poor to buy groceries and have made it an identity 😔~this~ ~is~ ~the~ ~only~ ~acceptable~ ~reason~ ~to~ ~hunt~ ~besides~ ~necessary~ ~wildlife~ ~population~ ~control~
Most of the super poor hunters ive known who actually hunt because they're concerned about how much food would cost also have plenty of space in which they could farm vegetables if they wanted to
I'm sure there's someone out there who actually needs to hunt for this reason but I'm gonna need to see some really good evidence if someone tells me it's them
I'm sure it's context and locale dependent but in my experience most poorer people don't have a lot of land or free time. They also might not always bother with licenses, but that's another thing altogether. Farming also takes a long time (though the results can certainly pay off calorically), whereas the results of hunting are near-instantaneous.
That's not to say they won't just plant seeds or forage in unattended areas (berries can be a lifesaver), but a rifle lasts a long time, it only takes a good or lucky shot to take down a deer, and if you have a meat freezer and some experience it can last functionally indefinitely, plus some people will pay good money for certain cuts of it too.
I'm sure it's context and locale dependent but in my experience most poorer people don't have a lot of land or free time.
In my area at least, that's mostly true of the urban poor, who aren't big on hunting (because they don't have time or the means to get out there) but not true of the rural poor. The rural poor around here often have quite a lot of free time, and plenty of land on which they could farm (some own the land, some don't, but in either case nobody cares what they do with it). They're poor often because there's simply not a whole lot to do for work, as opposed to in the city where the poor are working all the time and it just pays nothing.
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