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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha! I am an ESL teacher in Korea. One of the funniest things I've had a student submit was about their family's favorite foods. A student somehow managed to translate "chicken" as "cock". More than one of their family members liked "cock" a whole lot.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh, I know how that one happened. A rooster is also called a cock, though we don't much use that word anymore, for obvious reasons. Probably didn't know the word and checked Google Translate or something similar.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Cock has always meant rooster as its primary meaning, it's just that back in the day someone thought it would be funny to refer to their penis as a rooster, and here we are, afraid to even use the word to refer to its original meaning..

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well this game is notorious for the cover art and that funny world (The game is easily found on myabandoware, but the cover art itself is rare and this is the highest quality scan of the image i found online. Make of this what you wish but i think it looks funny)

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's also the French word for rooster (though spelled "coq" in that language). If these kids are learning multiple languages at once, that could cause some confusion, given how often French and English overlap.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

English teachers hate this one simple trick!

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 207 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

You: Cool! The entrance to the subway is around the corner.

Bob: Thanks for the help, friend!

You: You’re welcome! Good luck.

[–] homes@piefed.world 83 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I have always thought that being able to read, let alone write, Cyrillic cursive is a form of magic. I’ve known a lot of grown Russian men who absolutely could not do either.

[–] milk_steak@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Obligatory лишишь ("you will deprive"). Cyrillic cursive really is wild

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

Damn, these look kinda fun...

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago

I write all text in my own custom font, which only i can read. I cant barely read other cursive cyrillic text.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I feel like at least the example here is very legible. What I can not do is read Sütterlin, a historic form of German handwriting script. The text in this postcard is German, which is my native language. Except for some very simple words like "wir" or "mit", I cannot read this.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

I don't think bad marks were justified. This is how I see every interaction go with polyglot colleagues, its like a modem handshake and they settle into the most comfortable common language

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[–] mudkip 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone who understands this language, this is hilarious.

[–] Stitch0815@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Could you kindly translatem?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You: Of course! Go via metro around the corner.

Bob: Thank you for your help, friend!

You: Nothing of it! (I don't know what that last word "удаму" means)

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's "удачи"=good luck!

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[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's around the corner

Thanks friend

You're welcome

[–] eah@programming.dev 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Fun fact, Adam Savage got that quote from an old coworker who lifted it from 1984’s “The Dungeonmaster” which is ‘so bad it’s good’.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Reminds me of how TV shows / movies just depict characters from a non-English country speak their native language for like 2 seconds before switching back to... English... for the rest of the conversation...

like... huh?

oh yea cuz its fiction and they don't want the audience having to read subtitles all the time...

Like who does that?

I came to the US at age 8 and still have to use my native language at home... like it feel really weird to be using English at home...

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Do you find it weird that Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet and King Lear are all written in English? We've been doing this for centuries.

Having a snippet of native language is a more modern invention as far as I know (because if you can't rely on the audience understanding the language, you need to subtitle the snippet), but it's just a way of communicating to the audience in what language the conversation is taking place by showing, rather than telling.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

The English dub of the anime Monster has a really funny interaction between the main character (Japanese), a young child (German), and an older couple (English).

Despite the voice actors all speaking English, the main character and child communicate in German. The main character also knows English so he can communicate with the English couple. There are scenes in which they are all together and the Japanese guy has to translate what they are saying to each other, but to the viewer they are all speaking English. The kid and old couple just won't directly talk to each other.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think MGS: 3 does this best. The entire game takes place in Russia and most of the dialogue outside of with command is with Russians so they just say that the characters are speaking Russian to each other. Pretty the scientist you meet at the beginning of the game even comments on Snakes Russian being good.

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The Hunt for Red October did the same, the first minutes are in Russian with subtitles and then it slips into English mid sentence as if the audience adapted to the language. Very effective actually.

Doesn't change the fact that it's Sean Connery's brogue on a Russian naval captain, but at least it somewhat explains it. Clearly the captain is from wherever the Scottish equivalent for Russia is.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago (38 children)

Sometimes, I think it's funny that in Anglo countries it's referred to as ESL, English as a second language.

For us (and I guess many others) it was always English as a foreign language. Could be first foreign language, second foreign language...

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

second language just means any languages that aren't your first language. not the second language you learn.

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (21 children)

Hhhhehhhhh.... Why do some teachers feel the need to be such dicks? Just smile, have a laugh, get with the joke, let it spice up your life.

[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 131 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can laugh and not give them the points at the same time.

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 49 points 2 days ago (8 children)

The "???" suggests they didn't get the joke. Like come on, not even a sarcastic "very funny, 2/5"?

[–] Klear@quokk.au 46 points 2 days ago

I read the ??? as "Are you fucking kidding me?"

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[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One time back in AP physics on a test I was prompted with "Find the accelerating force on the electron". I could not think of the way to do that in the moment, so I literally wrote No, and wrote down a fake answer so I could use that number for the next part of the problem. I got back the test a few days later and the teacher wrote a smiley face down there. Apparently I made her laugh so long and so hard her family had to check in on her so she just gave me the points.

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[–] alexc@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Reversed, this is how English as a first language conversations go in foreign lands

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[–] C1pher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Modern problems require modern solutions!

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago

How the dialog trully should have happened:

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