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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, If I were to try that at my age, the feeling the next day would not be dissimilar from a hangover

[–] nullroot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

My eating habits especially close to bed absolutely dictate my quality of sleep and how I feel in the morning. Just not coffee, wooo ADHD

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I quit drinking, but I still get hangovers from sugar intake and bad sleep. It sucks! I did the thing that was supposed to solve that.
The alcohol is only a contributor in hangovers.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

M&Ms oughtn't be measured in units of pounds.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, it only makes sense. Measure freedom pebbles with freedom units

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nothing should be. Grams are so much easier. Imperial units feel like trying to do math while on mushrooms. When I find a recipe in imperial units I just quit lol

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

M&Ms oughtn't be measured in units of kg.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I assume half a pound of M&Ms would destroy me. (I have no idea how heavy a pound is)

[–] webp@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

About as heavy as four quarterpounders

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

there are 453 grams in a pound

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if your dealer rounds down.

Should be closer to 454.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

My dealer usually cuts my supply with Skittles and perler beads. He's a piece of shit.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

2.2 lbs per kilogram.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Less than 1/4 kilo. I just cut it in half, roughly it works out. Don’t ask me about stones though.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure its like 16 oz or something

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

Ok I could probably handle that. For some reason I had 28kg in my head when reading it.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Me not knowing pounds thinking it must be really fucking heavy

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When he says hungover, what he means is diarrhea: experience.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was my first thought. "I know why I don't eat like that anymore ..."

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes on you man, I'm eating like that right now

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 month ago

No brother. The joke is no longer on me. Enjoy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago

"Ugh... I'm so hungover."

Guy on other end of the radio: "You're what?! Over."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oof ouch my pancreas

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Those binge habits will translate great when they’re older…

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Im a prolific drinker yet i would be scared to do that. Maybe americans are used to that much sugar but i for sure am not.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Tell me you're neurotypical without telling me you're neurotypical

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

He looks vaguely Andy Samberg(-y)