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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 120 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also doesn't help that they apparently gave a bunch of half-truths to every other artist on the card (like Shinedown), and potentially just added some names they thought they could dial last-minute (Ludacris).

[–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In what world would Luda be at that shit show?

Please don’t tell me I missed him turning red hat.

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Both dropped out.

Luda said it was a mixup and never intended to play

Shinedown was worried it'll cost them fans

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Different show. I assume the “Rock the Country” thing happened because of bad press related to the Super Bowl stunt.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

I hear snoop might take them up on the offer if they paid him well, he went maga. Dre too someone said but idk, don't know and don't care all that much I'm not much into the raps anymore. I do like ludicrous still though. Word of Mouf was great.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Indeed, why.......kid rock.........why

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed you can buy at one time without raising suspicion.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

Kid Rock is music for dudes who can only see their kids on the weekend, but don't.

[–] obre@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who know what the age of consent laws are for every state in the country.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Kid Rock makes music for guys who jack off to the memory of that time they saw their sister's nipple.

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kid rock makes music for people who’s teeth (or tooth) count matches or exceeds their iq.

[–] Toto@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Kid Rock makes music for guys who know the age of consent laws for each country

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 9 points 2 months ago

This comment is a goddamn masterpiece

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

… and still end up buying more than that

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 months ago

Kid Rock is the guy you call when everyone else said no and you can only pay in Bush Light.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?

[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Ah, professionally stupid and racist. Salary must be nice

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I have always seen him as an absolute unapologetic grifter in it for the love of the game.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Im still not convinced that he isn't just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All his tweets are written by AI

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?

Yeah.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's "Rock the Country," aka "MAGA Fest." It was a different show held in South Carolina, where all the other artists started dropping out when they realized it was promoting MAGA.

Kid Rock was headlining that show, but it's separate from Turning Point USA's halftime show starring Kid Rock. As far as I know, that one is still happening.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And it was one show, not the tour.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, there are probably about 5-10M fans out there. I have a coworker who loves him.

Nobody with an IQ above 90 likes Kid Rock. Nobody with any actual musical taste likes Kid Rock. Nobody worth having a conversation with likes Kid Rock.

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[–] Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Can we not post this ragebait shit here?

Some maga chud said something idiotic now let's all fume about it has 0 worth.

It's know it's shitpost but it doesn't have to be this bullshit.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's what gets upvotes on Lemmy, sadly.

This is how Voat (another Reddit clone) died. Political shitposts and clickbait tabloids crowded out every niche, so all the interesting content left.

As it turns out, doomscrolling twitter troll reposts with the same few comments in each one is quite depressing.

I don't know a good solution, either. Clickbait works. Maybe some structural changes could help, though?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago
[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 18 points 2 months ago

Every Super Bowl there is a competing halftime show from other channels or websites. This year we have right wing lunatics acting like they’re the first and only ones to do so. Maybe year they’re do a puppy killing bowl to rival the regular one since we all know how much they love doing that.

[–] tar@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's it illegal to say I hope someone hacks the show and makes them watch the bad bunny stream instead?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why is the halftime show the most watched part of your grand final?

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Because the sport part is boring as shit.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some people watch just for the commercials. And every year, they say "meh, they used to be better."

You can just wait a day and watch a top ten Superbowl commercials 2026 YouTube video while eating wings.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

There’s 300 million+ people in the US. While Football is extremely popular, and having a Super Bowl watching party is almost a holiday style event, not every one appreciates the sport.

As the day became more holiday like, they added a show at half-time which usually is a mega-music production in and of itself that many people want to watch.

Capitalism being capitalism, commercial spots during that time are expensive and in high demand, so companies started making hilarious commercials because of the extreme amount of viewers during that time. What this ends up being is kind of a day that has something for everyone, music, sports, comedy, companionship etc.

It’s weird if you just look at from top down view but in context and with a little history it’s actually a pretty nice not holiday

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

i dont even think kid rock bothered to write any new songs he's just playing the "hits" from his 26 year old album and he doesn't even have twisted brown trucker anymore

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This seemed almost plausible right up until the "Kid Rock."

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

These people are so used to talking in their echo chamber and responding to things they lied about us saying that we are lost if we just wander into their posts.

They are freaking out because kid rock. What? Nobody gives a shit about kid rock, how old is that asshole now? Him and ted nugent can front a half time show about fucking children all they want, no one in reality cares.

And no one cares about the half time show, tv executives don't particularly care either, it's a bit piece, something for the people that don't watch football normally. None of the fans give a shit about the half time show particularly.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Kid Rock is this generation's Ted Nugent

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hears the opening riff to "Sweet Home Alabama"

Awww yisss

It WaS 1984 mY ThOUgHtS wERe ShORt My HaIr WaS LoNg

Fuck you Kid Rock you waste of skin

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Isn't he just doing a bit? It's bad satire but I think it's still satire.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of the few kids associated with the republicans who’s (probably) not in the Epstein files.

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[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, I won’t watch this trash, and I really do hope it flops, but I feel like the caviler dismissal of the possibility of it going well is exactly how Trump won when he has.

There’s a lot of idiots out there, and everyone sits in their bubble, smuggly talking about how these people don’t exist, and then get really fucking surprised when they turn out in droves.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They’re worried people are going to watch the methtime show instead? Lol

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Super bowl outcome will be decided before the players take the field. Sports betting has ruined any professional sports.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sports betting founded professional sports.

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