This seemed almost plausible right up until the "Kid Rock."
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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i dont even think kid rock bothered to write any new songs he's just playing the "hits" from his 26 year old album and he doesn't even have twisted brown trucker anymore
Kid Rock is the guy you call when everyone else said no and you can only pay in Bush Light.
You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?
Yeah.
That's "Rock the Country," aka "MAGA Fest." It was a different show held in South Carolina, where all the other artists started dropping out when they realized it was promoting MAGA.
Kid Rock was headlining that show, but it's separate from Turning Point USA's halftime show starring Kid Rock. As far as I know, that one is still happening.
And it was one show, not the tour.
That’s probably why he said “show” when posing the question, no?
Why? Kid Rock
Lmfao.
Also doesn't help that they apparently gave a bunch of half-truths to every other artist on the card (like Shinedown), and potentially just added some names they thought they could dial last-minute (Ludacris).
In what world would Luda be at that shit show?
Please don’t tell me I missed him turning red hat.
Both dropped out.
Luda said it was a mixup and never intended to play
Shinedown was worried it'll cost them fans
Different show. I assume the “Rock the Country” thing happened because of bad press related to the Super Bowl stunt.
Indeed, why.......kid rock.........why
They would be so much better.
Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?
I had hoped he was the current version of Ken M.
Turns out he's just another "alpha" MAGAss.
Im still not convinced that he isn't just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.
All his tweets are written by AI
They can’t always have been though. I’ve been aware of him since the pandemic. I thought it was satire until recently.
Conservative commentator, sounds like he gets lots of practice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)?wprov=sfti1
Ah, professionally stupid and racist. Salary must be nice
I have always seen him as an absolute unapologetic grifter in it for the love of the game.
Nobody likes Kid Rock.
No, there are probably about 5-10M fans out there. I have a coworker who loves him.
Nobody with an IQ above 90 likes Kid Rock. Nobody with any actual musical taste likes Kid Rock. Nobody worth having a conversation with likes Kid Rock.
it's it illegal to say I hope someone hacks the show and makes them watch the bad bunny stream instead?
Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.
Kid Rock is this generation's Ted Nugent
So nearly the same generation almost
why is the halftime show the most watched part of your grand final?
Because the sport part is boring as shit.
you are a strange country
Some people watch just for the commercials. And every year, they say "meh, they used to be better."
You can just wait a day and watch a top ten Superbowl commercials 2026 YouTube video while eating wings.
I mean, I won’t watch this trash, and I really do hope it flops, but I feel like the caviler dismissal of the possibility of it going well is exactly how Trump won when he has.
There’s a lot of idiots out there, and everyone sits in their bubble, smuggly talking about how these people don’t exist, and then get really fucking surprised when they turn out in droves.
Kid who?
One of the few kids associated with the republicans who’s (probably) not in the Epstein files.
Isn't he just doing a bit? It's bad satire but I think it's still satire.