Animal! Always Animal!
Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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The yep yep aliens
Uh huh
MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.
...mm mm. Nope nope nope.
Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks
Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.
Fozzie "Wacka wacka"
Animal
Rowlf.
I hope I'm a Rowlf but I might be a Gonzo, which isn't too bad either.
Animal. Zero fucks given.
Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder
Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where
"Wocka wocka"
Swedish Chef.
Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up
I've got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.
I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop...
Animal was always my spirit animal.
Oh you have ADHD too?
Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf
I'm kinda the opposite, I want to be Statler or Waldorf, but deep down I'm probably a Grover or a Gonzo.
JANET she's cool af
Me?
Me Sid.
Me want cookie.
Nom nom nom nom.
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...
No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.
Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah
Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.
Yeah, it'll have to be animal, definitely.
Me
🤣🤣🤣
I've always felt a kinship with Grover.
Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.
Dr. Teeth
Sweetums. I've been told that I'm the human version already.
Gonzo or Beaker
Waldorf
Elmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.
Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!
I'm already a Muppet.
I want to be the chicken because no one has any expectations of the chicken except to just be a chicken.
But I’m not going to get to be the chicken.
You know what I’m going to be? I’m going to be Elmo.
Why?
Because someone has to be Elmo, and no one else wants to be Elmo. So as is my lot in life, I’m going to step up and do what no one else will do and fucking be Elmo. And I’ll be the best goddamn Elmo anyone’s ever met.
And whoever gets to be the chicken: I hate you.
The chicken gets(has) to fuck Gonzo.
Julia my beloved ❤️
Count von Count
Oscar. Because he owns his own house.
Well, he certainly doesn't pay for it.
Good enough.
Sqautters rights?
I mean, the poor landlords tho. How are their meant to cover their third mortgage?
Uncle Deadly. Though I'd also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.