Develop agriculture and domesticate animals and become the first species in 3.7 billion years to finally beat the constant struggle for food and basically defeat hunger as a society and nobody says shit.

Draw one picture of a stick figure fucking a giant sloth on a cave wall and you will be known as the slothfuckers for all of history.

Any excuse to get pissed for these madlads. Waaaay!

Comb ceramic culture and rope ceramic ware culture were the big ones in my area in fact

"We're a network of ethnic groups, kingdoms, confederacies, and warrior clans. We transcend even being 'a' culture. We are a legion of diverse groups. Our people arroved when this land was emoty, and have dominated it - half a continent - comfortably, for 15,000 generations."

"So, uh.... What's that big thing over there?"

"Well, we found that creating massive, highly engineered earthworks helps us with both agricultural and security tasks. And it's some high value real estate, we do get huge floods occasionally, so our libraries are uusually higher up, also."

"So, just mounds of dirt?"

"Mou- What? No, these require years of planning, and -"

"Mounds! Mounds! You're all Mound People! Mound People! Mound People!"

"Ugh..."

What culture are we going to be for the aliens who discover our remains ten thousand years from now?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.