this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

maybe the fediverse was a mistake

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

[–] Una@europe.pub 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 45 minutes ago

Yes, yes definitely.

But I don't kink shame, that's just my opinion.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nice try. We all know you have 2 dicks

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Look again, there are 3 streams.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Holy mother of clear streams

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

You don't play swords? What's wrong with you?

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

This is a pisspost

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 3 hours ago

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 3 hours ago

Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.

[–] jayy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

"Me n the homes licking the c*m off each other's face cuz we're not gay"

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

Might be gay tho

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.

Good job piss poster

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Hydrohomies would be proud

If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Is he falling over backwards?