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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 83 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ridiculous as all of this might seem, homeland security officials tell me that many if not most federal agents have taken all of the rhetoric about shadowy Antifa networks to heart.

chat is it good or bad when the Deep State realigns towards chasing Hyperborea

[–] Drithvan@hexbear.net 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Well, since "Antifa" is a non-existent organization, it puts them on a wild goose chase.

On the other hand, it also gives them a justification to label any sort of leftist action "Antifa", thereby making it terrorist action.

EDIT: Just had a great thought: if people really wanted to waste the Fed/ICE's time, we should just leave anonymous reports of "Antifa safehouses" in the most obscure places. Send them on a hunt for something that doesn't exist, waste their time.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

I think WhyEssEff is joking about the third reich nazis doing the same thing.

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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

glances at pigs convulsing on the floor frothing at the mouth after being in the same room as a strip of fentanyl

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

“Chandler Patey was identified through open-source research as an active participant in the protests,” an IRS-NG entry about him says.

Ok so they're literally just IDing people based on whatever random fuckwit says online with an OSINT tag in their account name/bio.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Who is this man? I'm Dr. Richard Dick Pennis and I'm the leader of Antifa.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i'm Dr. Willy Peter Johnson and i'm the CEO of antifa

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dr. Willy Peter Johnson the urologist? My nemesis, the charlatan who stole my design for Penis 2?

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If Penis is so good why isn't there a Penis 2?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

It was going to change everything. Then Dr. Billiam Johnson stole my life's work and buried it. We wouldn't have war if we had Penis 2.

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[–] Drithvan@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Impossible, Dr. Willy Peter Johnson was killed at the battle of Charlottesville, 2017.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

no that was Billy Peter Johnson Esq.

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He looks like a nerd. They chose him so that chuds online could say “haha the leader of antifa is a skinny nerd”.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

The article says he's the leader of antifa because he lives next door to an ICE facility and let's other protesters come in to use his sink and shower. This makes his place an antifa stronghold apparently.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

I think it's more that the people in charge are just your psycho brain rotted Uncle and they see antifa everywhere. Especially since their directives from up top are to "uncover antifa".

Now if they want to detain you indefinitely, or fuck with you, they just say "antifa commander" and you're suddenly on 15 different watchlists.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

fuck man this is gonna make the next shareholder meeting a pain in the ass

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“This is my very normal apartment, and it has been referred to by right wing social media grifters as the ‘Antifa safe house,’” Patey told The Oregonian. “But I just let people use my sink and use my bathroom.”

[–] Drithvan@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Antifa is when you let people have a place to take care of business.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

And they've been takin' care of business, antifa
Takin' care of business, antifa
They've been takin' care of business, it's okay
Takin' care of business and pooping overtime, work out
Whoo

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

Bigus Antifus

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

red-fist

I AM ANTIFA

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

That doesn't look like my Aunt Tifa at all!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They found Antifas Georg, the man who killed a million billion fascists?

[–] Drithvan@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Antifas Georg, a man who has killed approximately 150 billion fascists, is an outlier and should be disqualified. He's also currently in hiding.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago
[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crazy how we don't have an Adam Friedland emoji

[–] axont@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

bug-facts This isn't Adam?

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Anyone know his thoughts on the afterlife?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Drithvan@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Holy shit is that John Antifa

they found me rip

ned ludd just dropped

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

#notmypresident

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

I didn't vote for him. How do you become leader then?

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

That doesn't look like George Soros at all.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

they accidentally a letter s in his name

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