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[–] username968142@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] gigachad@piefed.social 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Jerkingass@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Slide whistle.

Works for both ways.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, beat me to it

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Every thrust another sting

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Alarm sound from Kill Bill

dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them

[–] drev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

M1 Garand ping

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

!hardofhearing@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

When you flick the door stopper spring.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That runner up... I got an instant spike of anxiety.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

The theme from Jaws.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.

"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 3 weeks ago

It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead

[–] calango@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] TASchwitters@lemmings.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

WoW group finder ready alert.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Wet fart sound

[–] gog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Kept you waiting huh?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

A rain stick so I can sleep better through the night.

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