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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Windows 95 start theme

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Gas weedeater starting up

[–] drev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 hours ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Full loony tunes theme song.

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

[–] Aragaren@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

The Killbill fight alarm sound.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] flamingleg@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago

A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 3 points 7 hours ago

The Pokémon evolution celebration sound

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 6 points 9 hours ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 6 hours ago

The klaxon from Goldeneye 64

[–] pandore@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 hours ago

The William Tell Overture Finale.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

!hardofhearing@lemmy.world

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] gigachad@piefed.social 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

M1 Garand ping

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 12 hours ago

It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)
[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 13 hours ago

It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

When you flick the door stopper spring.

[–] username968142@lemmy.world 42 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 18 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Slide whistle.

Works for both ways.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Every thrust another sting

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[–] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 7 points 14 hours ago

The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda

[–] Jerkingass@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

"...oh no!"

So I can focus on a dramatic look down the barrel of the camera.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 12 hours ago

Aku Aku from Crash Bandicoot going "Ooga Booga" when you get a mask.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 14 hours ago

Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.

"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

... without the intro words!

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 17 points 18 hours ago

The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

Star Trek transporter sound.

[–] TASchwitters@lemmings.world 5 points 14 hours ago

WoW group finder ready alert.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Alarm sound from Kill Bill

dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”

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