Don't eat chocolate in the bed you fuckin goblins!
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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Don't buy fabrics you can't wash. Seems kinda dumb.
Duvets usiually have duvet covers. The chocolate probably either went through the cover or it's a button up duvet cover and got in.
You can wash duvets.
Coffee cup meme.
She was so mad about the chocolate, her mind immediately went to drinking.
That’s what I say too. Someone might have an issue.
She's a keeper. You're lucky. She's letting you know what irritates her, and how to avoid aggravating her again and also providing a way to make it up to her. This is the way to a harmonious life.
Or she came up with a goal--and an annoyance to help drive it.
People are capable of being annoyed by something but still make peace with their feelings and get on with their day.
Can some people not do this?
Not to mention that their partner is annoyed, but that doesn't mean they suddenly don't love them any more.
People weirdly paint each other as black and white, completely this or completely that, and don't consider maturity and complexity. It's odd.
Yes, there are people that can't do that.
I know someone who received a phone call in the morning to ask if they were actually cool with their husband taking a trip across the country with him. Ruined her whole day. Couldnt go to work because she didnt want to cry in the office. She knew about the vacation and was fine with it. Still not entirely sure how that ruined her day, but it did.
I'm not sure I'm following the source of her negative feelings
Sounds like maybe she isn't either.
The only way I could see it making sense is if the husband was going on a trip with another woman, or he has a history of cheating on her with men.
No, and this comment annoyed me.
Pick your weapon, we meet at dawn.
(/s in case a moderator can't read cues)
Its so easy to spot people who've been banned from reddit one too many times
Yeah, I blocked several politically inclined communities here, just because it's bad for my "health".
People who eat in bed are just animals.
🎶🎵 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!🎶🎵
I somwtimes eat in bed but if I do it's stuff like hard candy or nuts or something like that. Basically things that don't leave crumbs or anything behind.
I’ll eat on the toilet.
Italian sub, right? Or is that just a me thing?
Big money salvia is on lemmy?
Norovirus upvoted this.
Thinking about people eating toast in bed makes me feel uncomfortable given the potential for crumbs.
My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.
You are an animal if you eat crisps in bed.
Meow.
My wife eats in bed. Our cats don't.
Meow.
Rowr
I'm eating in bed rn, better than sharing space with smokers.
So let me get this straight. People complain when their gf gets mad over little things like chocolate in bed. They also complain when she doesnt. Wtf?
Wish my wife would tell me if something bothered her this calmly instead of bottling it up until she bursts and throws a tantrum. Im no better just to be clear.
...y'all should work on that.
Ask her regularly if something is bothering her, or if there's something you can do to make her day better.
Also, reflect on if there's something you do that makes it hard for her to tell you her issues with you (body language, sighing, removing yourself, getting defensive...)
Maybe she just finds it hard to bother others with her problems, asking directly makes it easier.
And maybe you're unconsciously communicating to her that she should leave you alone with her problems.
Anyway, the goal is to show her you're by her side, tackling problems as a team. Not opposite her.
Frequently asking someone if something is wrong is really, really annoying.
Ask her regularly if something is bothering her
yeah...that's a one way road to hell.
I mean this is sound advice that can go wrong if you hace the emotional intelligence of a doorknob (whicgmh is a lot of people, mostly men). Don't just ask "is something botheribg you" so dryly and regularly you becomw whafs bothering her, but open lines of communication where you make it clear that you're trying to improve your communication and then genuinely check in on her. Dont just ask if something is bothwring her, but find out how shes been and what may be adding stress into her life. Don't immediately seek to fix it, but try to understand if she just needs to vent stress or if there are issues you can tsckle together. If an issue is identified, remember it is you and her vs the issue, not you vs her.
I'm 100% sure I can wash that throw.
Unwashable, it says right in the text. Smh some people...
I dunno she pretty clearly said she’s annoyed which sounds like a description of how angry she is
But how do I read these subtle hints, can't she just tell me how she's feeling?
Apparently not because even when she does nobody understands
Husband here.
Sometimes relationships end up with one "tidy one" and one "messy one".
I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a "tidy one".
I got married to my "messy one". She's in charge of keeping the house clean.
I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲
Ok. I'm going to help you out. I'll take your messy wife, and I'll also be messy with her. We'll eat chocolate in bed. We'll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.
And you can take my wife.
Also, I'm not married.
Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.
Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.
How do they tie together?
TIL I have a lot of potential!
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