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They know the feedback isn't good so they don't even wanna hear it.

Its hard to when he sends out a bribe and calls an emergency election for no justifiable reason except he could see his popularity starting to slip so he had to nip it in the butt, hence the bribe cheques sent to taxpayers.

I mean i didn't fall for the ruse but a lot of folks will forget about all the corruption and problems not being addressed when they see their tax dollars returned directly to them. They wanna vote for the guy putting tax dollars back in their pocket, even if that guy is going to waste every penny that wasn't refunded making ontario worse.

There is plenty of dark humor jokes out there that have to set up the occurance first. Overall i think you are reading into the evil of this a bit too much.

Baby yoda had been a curious and hungry creature from the very start, often snacking on whatever it could gets its hands on. Eggs are generally seen as nutrious and tasty. Baby yoda, being a baby, has no concepts of the ideas of property ownership, maternity, or even that an egg makes life. I think its very reasonable and realistic that the creature would try snacking on it.

"Not ready to commit to our full package yet? For a monthly fee we won't delete all that data we illegally collected while you decide if you want your loved one to be forgotten forever or not."

Dark humor is still humor

Right, cause some baby creature is considering the intelligence of something before going for a snack.

Ive noticed this too, some of the ads I've heard on the radio are similar to the ads in the US where the disclaimer and side effects warnings are longer than the ad itself.

Now think of this way. Humans and chickens are different species and for the most part, its considered pretty normal for people to eat chicken eggs. Hell eggs are one of the most nutrient dense foods on the planet and nearly every animal will eat an egg if given the opportunity.

Baby yoda is a different species than that frog so in a sense it really isn't that different than a human eating a chicken egg, although it is a little more intrusive given the circumstances.

Flooding is not a common cause of broken pipes

Did your room not have a microwave?

Any pipe rupture event will result in a boil water advisory unless that pipe is isolated and the system purged. It is always best to be cautious even if the water is testing fine. This is because that pressurized hole could get bigger at any moment and reduce pressure to the point intrusion could occur.

Most water plants have their own back up generators so power outages alone should not impact the water supply.