So, either of two things are possible, neither good:
- the phrase "genetically modified" has come to mean "synthetic" in the MAHA people's minds
OR
- they think snow has DNA
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"Two things can be true at the same time"
snow comes from birds, the birds are genetically modified
This grift is only gonna get more convincing with time, as more and more people become unused to regular yearly snowfall.
The worst part is this is just a repeat, pretty sure some elected official did this stunt before and it went viral.
Yeah some years ago this was a thing.
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Alumnus of the PRESTIGIOUS
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Can he help me get a hot ghost gf?
My Boo 
Snow's fake and it's turning your balls gay, stay woke white man.
See, they have been injecting gay men’s spunk into the clouds to genetically modify the snow, and we’re all getting gay bukaked when it snows and it’s turning us gay! 
They'll try this shit every year?
throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks, we can't have the enemy be identified as capitalism
Hey!
They're infringing on my horror film Death By Cloud!
Think of it as a homecoming.
oh my fucking god is that him trying to melt snow with a lighter?
it's... physics! it takes a shitload of energy to melt ice! that's why you don't see anyone in the history of ever try to clear snow with fucking flamethrowers, it doesn't fucking work!
IIRC their thing is that you can burn/char snow with a lighter which must mean it's fake snow! Being generous and assuming it's not fake, I would say this is due to pollutants, but what do I know.
it's due to the incomplete combustion of the fuel from the lighters lmao like I could literally (and have done this) take an ice cube from my freezer and blacken it with a bic
this is also why the blowtorch doesn't blacken it, more complete combustion = no sooty build up
That's why USSR used a jet engine from MiG-15 to do it:
I still can't imagine that being very effective
TBH, it mostly blows snow away and melts only the remainder.
they've been doing this every year since at least 2016 because they dont know how snow works.
That's one big rock o' crack
Please tell me this is an old post from the first time this was going around Q circles like 10 years ago 
E) 
they replaced the entirety of your biosphere with packing peanuts but buy my enema cleanse because they for sure were not able to replace your lower intestines with vienna sausage stuffing, give me a break
This is why Yugopnik said what he said.
Yugopnik apology form
"Awareness over fear"
Oh yeah, totally. No fear mongering to be seen for miles.
Also that post reeks of AI writing.
S2g I see this shit every year
That's a "They did surgery on a grape" level phrase