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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Godric@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Says the person that obviously has never eaten fried fish. Or also oysters.

Anyway, I just discovered that English has the same word for the crabs that walk on the ground and the ones that swim around. Those taste completely differently.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anyway, I just discovered that English has the same word for the crabs that walk on the ground and the ones that swim around. Those taste completely differently.

Please describe the difference

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

One set of them walks on the ground, the other set swims

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I can't describe that one. But people don't even eat the same parts of those crabs.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

One taste crawly one taste swimmy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What language splits these up and what is the words

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Portuguese: "carangueijo" vs. "sirí"

Apparently, the later are a single family:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portunidae

The first is a very general name. But AFAIK, people eat those:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocypodidae

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

…theres crabs that swim?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

There they are

[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Sebastian was one of them.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am okay if billionaires want to keep exploring the ocean in homemade submarines. That doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You make an excellent point - that's a go fund me i can get behind. Cram Bezos, Musk and the bunch in a Titan II, and have them visit the Mariana trench....

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We should fill that trench so full of billionaires they call it marinara

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now hold on, I hope some billionaires join in the fad of deep sea submersible instant crushing, real humanitarian effort it seems.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All those fried shrimp swimming in the ocean.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When was the last time you saw a cooked shrimp swimming?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Last time I had seafood boil, fuckers were swimming with the andouille and potatoes

[–] kingblaaak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

subnatica does the job for me

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Subnautica makes underwater both terrifying and cozy at the same time. Wonderful game exploring the force of nature that is water!

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Should I play this game? I’ve avoided it because it seemed like work.

You know what I’m talking about: “Gather this many sticks to make this bigger stick and it’ll all deteriorate if you don’t bind it with glue crafted from hot piss and gum! Oh and there’s a time limit. Survive!”

Is it that or actually fun and immersive?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm usually in the same boat, dead sick of survival builders, but Subnautica is fantastic. The ocean is so varied and beautiful that harvesting resources never feels like a chore, and seeing the bioluminescent alien fish swim in the moonlit sea at night is joyous.

It goes on sale pretty regularly for <$10, I reccomend you pick it up and play it blind, and refund it if it isn't your cup of tea.

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

I started it a long time ago on Xbox and got distracted by other games (cough, Destiny 2, cough). To be clear, I didn’t mind what I briefly played.

Maybe I’ll try it on the Playstation 5 Pro. Maybe I’ll watch some YouTube videos first. I like games that pull me in and keep me in their world for a long time. Any suggestions?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, salmon are pretty amazing

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Ocean Salmon?

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Are those runescape fish models? Sushi comes from the ocean, why is there no happy little runescape sushi photo?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Excuse me squid taste amazing

[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

But whales!