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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Now hold on, I hope some billionaires join in the fad of deep sea submersible instant crushing, real humanitarian effort it seems.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Excuse me squid taste amazing

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Says the person that obviously has never eaten fried fish. Or also oysters.

Anyway, I just discovered that English has the same word for the crabs that walk on the ground and the ones that swim around. Those taste completely differently.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

What language splits these up and what is the words

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anyway, I just discovered that English has the same word for the crabs that walk on the ground and the ones that swim around. Those taste completely differently.

Please describe the difference

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 21 hours ago

One set of them walks on the ground, the other set swims

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

One taste crawly one taste swimmy

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I can't describe that one. But people don't even eat the same parts of those crabs.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

…theres crabs that swim?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

There they are

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am okay if billionaires want to keep exploring the ocean in homemade submarines. That doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You make an excellent point - that's a go fund me i can get behind. Cram Bezos, Musk and the bunch in a Titan II, and have them visit the Mariana trench....

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

We should fill that trench so full of billionaires they call it marinara

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All those fried shrimp swimming in the ocean.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Hence 2. Fried Shrimp

[–] kingblaaak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

subnatica does the job for me

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Subnautica makes underwater both terrifying and cozy at the same time. Wonderful game exploring the force of nature that is water!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno, salmon are pretty amazing

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago

Ocean Salmon?

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Are those runescape fish models? Sushi comes from the ocean, why is there no happy little runescape sushi photo?

[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

But whales!