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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then he said “It’s psycho time”, then proceeded to psycho all over him.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"What is this, some kind of fight club?"

A credits roll where every credit is Hideo Kojima

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Thank for the highly useful image, I will use it for harm

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Always has been.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Gentelmen! Welcome to Fight Club!"

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"I'M A HWHAT?"

[–] doug@lemmy.today 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

John Carpenter it’s you!! You’re the thing!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know what online communities you used to be part of. UUUU 👀

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am Master Control

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars.

[–] MrMetaKopos@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I dunno about all that, but I had the title line in Star Wars

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Covered in The Joker's blood, Batman lights a cigar

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"And you people, you're all astronauts, on some kind of star trek"

...wait

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Truly this is a First Contact."

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"And on our Star Trek II, the Wrath of Khan is upon us"

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I always believe in you, Borat. Use your Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

[–] J92@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

See you space Cowboy Bebop

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"We're going to need a bigger boat beacause of all the shark Jaws."

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is it. It's the worst one, lmao.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"no! don't put it in there! I poop from there!!!"

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Not right now, you don't.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Ladies and gentlemen, with great pleasure, I give you RoboCop 2."

Oh wait, are we doing quotes that aren't in the actual movie?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"So that's it huh? We're some kind of fellowship of the ring?"

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 7 points 1 month ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Come with me if you want to get ice cream!"

"Run! Go! Get to the ice cream parlor!"

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

He did say that

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

“Come with me, if you wanna live. I’m a Terminator 2. Judgement Day is here”

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"you know Patrick, I've never seen you and Bateman in the same room..."

[–] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this even a Mandela effect? I've never thought of this one.

The "Luke I am your father" one makes sense because it's basically the quote but when people say the quote it wouldnt make sense without the "Luke" first.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't the quote: No, I am your father!

???

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No, the quote am I isn't your father:

!!!

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Look over there! They're raiding the ark that was lost!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People think this happened?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

People think this didn't happen? - someguy3