I'm not gonna be part of your system
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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Refuse! Resist!
Isn't refuse another word for trash? You can wooosh me but the sign is correct "trash to be stored in bags"
The meme isn’t that it’s grammatically incorrect, it’s that it can be read both ways. You’re not wrong, Walter.
The moral of the story is, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM.
GROUND!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
My dad’s not a phone!
I came here to make the exact same reference, afraid it would be too far a stretch for anyone to make the connection.
Time to look this up
OK that was good
"threw it on the ground" - Lonely Island
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
You can't buy me, HOT DOG MAN
I'M AN ADULT!
WHATCHU THINK, I'M STUPID?!?!
Wave that poison in someone else's face!
First thing I thought of, so there are at least three people here weird enough to.
But those phonies had a taser!
Fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
I've never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.
Please properly compost me.
Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!
Thats a deal of the century!
5500/month storage fee
Rent really does destroy the world.
Sounds a bit like camping. I love camping!
Reduce, Refuse, Recycle
POV you're Russian and working close to the Kremlin.
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
Fight the power!
I just saw that picture yesterday from Iran of a bunch of black body bags in a room and I really thought it was about that for a second.
Grim