lol, Vance saw all those red-line/green-line memes and demands that everyone around him pretend there is a gravity well near him. That or maybe those shoes are oversized enough to actually produce one phoenix-think

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

you can clearly see what hand they wank with (except the woman, whoever she is). vance is, amazingly, ambimasturbadexterous. he has however taken standing lessons from trump, the source of all standing.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

That is the foreign minister of Greenland Vivian Motzfeldt. She is uniquely for Greenland from a farming family and spent a year studying in the US, and this was assumed would result in closer relation with the US which could in turn be used as leverage for negotiations with Denmark and the US. lmao

This is officially by Danish legal reckoning her negotiation, with Lars there as intermediary. Obviously this legal fiction has been made a mockery of by the US demanding Greenland directly from Denmark.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

vance is, amazingly, ambimasturbadexterous

couches are a hands-free experience, after all

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Is it the curled one?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They put stickers on the floor so everyone would know where to stand (very important for successful standing!)

Most of them even managed to stand almost where the sticker said they should. They are so good at this!

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Awww little stickers like for a school performance! That's so cute!

[–] fox@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Vance looks like a kid putting on his dad's clothes

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Perfect title

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

If you tune a brain scanner every single one was singing the lyrics to “head shoulders knees and toes” as they shambled into frame

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lol I thought that was Machado and was gonna joke about how they picked the whitest Venezuelan of all time to give the prize to but apparently it's some dane

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

She's the Greenlandic foreign minister.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

LMAO the hand and arm edit is so subtle but it makes it feel so much more weird.

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What the hell is thar orb?

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

UFO

[–] calidris@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

It's a palantir

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

lol is this from those terrible pics a while back or is this new