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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

"Y'all want sweet laser boats more than you want coral reefs, right?"

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 36 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah this will never be built. It will cost billions to not build it though

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Damn, I should get into shipbuilding. I could figure out how to not build it for half that

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

does anybody in the world actually believe the US could build a new, functional weapon of war at even close to this scale? like, what rock do you have to live under to not know that our defense contractors can't make anything except profits for themselves?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

I don't think you could find a single soul in Congress who would genuinely say "yes we can build this", it is just another way to funnel money into various defense contractors so said senators/congressional reps can get a nice payout after they leave office for helping Northrop Grumman get record profits for another year

[–] towhee@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

We will get extremely aesthetic public domain photos of this thing incinerating floating pieces of wood

(Source: Wikimedia Commons)

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

Hey, that piece of wood could be Hamas OR a SeeSeePee spycraft!

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

i like how they just scaled up 'generic modern missile destroyer' design but it's supposed to be larger than HMS hood

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Losing $500 trillion dollars to a guy ramming a biplane into it. (Initially got it confused with SS-SS Bismarck, which was biplane torpedo'ed. HMS Hood was shelled but I will lathe a funnier outcome than either.)

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 23 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't America stop railgun development?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 20 points 4 hours ago

Yes... yes it did.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 31 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

diesel propulsion

to power lasers and a railgun? sure, why not. it's not going to get built anyway

[–] context@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

no there will be a separate coal power plant just for the lasers

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 4 hours ago

people think its the lasers and boom bang stuff that is the weapon, but really its just idling this belching disaster near our geopoltical rivals to fuck up the environment that is the real weapon.

[–] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Not to nerd out but the inclusion of a diesel powerplant along with a gas electric turbine is directly due to the lessons from the Ticonderoga class. The tico has very poor range because it only has a gas electric turbine and it drinks fuel. Including the diesel is for this new design to have a long endurance cruise and the turbine for all other times (sprinting, war maneuver, powering the lasers and other bullshit, etc).

I believe this also was an issue for the LCS, I think that too was turbine only. A ship designed for close in work on shores and littoral waters that drinks fuel. No ability to stay on station. Ridiculous.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

It would make more sense to build them with the same nuclear reactors as the carriers with the theoretical far range they have with rail guns and silly flashlights they call lasers onboard. Like having it as a stand-off far-range sea artillery piece in that aspect would make some sort of sense.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago

What the fuck is this graphic, the command and conquer manual?

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago

Fucking photo of a photo shit.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

Gas turbine/diesel propulsion

Yeah... make this beast as loud as possible for easier acoustic targeting by subs and torpediorinos!

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

JUST 6 years over and 4x over-budget?

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

More target practice for Ansarallah, eh?

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

This, the spider and the crab, are the coolest videogame units.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

It's gonna get torn a new one by the Scarlett Dawn, and the USN is gonna find out why the meta is chunks of heavy armor propelled by an ungodly amount of custom jet engines.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

Is this the one they were calling the "trump class" last month?