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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 25 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

She clearly doesn't know how to talk to men either.

If all you text is "hey" to a woman as a first message, you can be sure 99.9% percent of them won't even respond.

At least he tried and gave her a compliment.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

YoU hAvE tO rEaD bEtWeEn tHe LiNeS Or sOmE sHiT - her probably

[–] Sternout@feddit.org 2 points 32 minutes ago

It's literally a first contact. These apps are exhausting and texting requires effort from both parties.

[–] halfsalesman@piefed.social 17 points 1 hour ago

The issue isn't talking to women. The issue is talking to people you are attracted to.

I'm bi but I'm not attracted everyone. And I can tell you it takes a lot more from me to talk to someone I'm attracted to and I don't think I could easily just be normal friends with someone I badly want to fuck and just have normal conversations with them.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 3 points 25 minutes ago

You may entice a woman with a piece of cheese. If she accepts you may then ask her to wed you.

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The apps are literally designed to keep you single

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 hour ago

While yes, that is the case, I cannot help but feel it's not the app's fault this time

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Dating concerns of the modern era: "Now, how do I make it clear I'm not a murderer without looking like a murderer 🤔 ."

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

Pose with a bloody Axe in front of a Maserati or so. Does wonders 😁

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Even funnier with the timestamps

9/11 of a conversation

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 14 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Women are literally just people. Talk to them like you talk to other people.

But are they men? Have you seen gay dudes flirting? It ain't the same. Sure, they're people, what else would we all be? But they're distinctively different from men.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 hours ago

That’s the problem

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 4 points 54 minutes ago

bumble was designed so women could message first.

the messages: "hey"

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The next generation of young men is going to be a split of lonely, sad boys and andrew tate wannabes lmao.

It's kinda funny but also pretty damn sad.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

I feel so sorry for generations having to use those stinky fucking pieces of shit predatory apps, designed to keep the majority of men single AND paying.

Also the method of "dating" there sucks so much, unless you're just there for a quick fuck.

Not saying it was easier back then without those apps. Probably wasn't.

[–] kora@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Certified !me_irl@lemmy.world hood classic