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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are cup sizes the same in all countries? I know in the US the number is the band size and the cup is supposed to be inches difference between the chest and the breast. But how does that work for metric countries?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Base-10 titties

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 29 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.

This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well...

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I kinda believe you because I'm designing a bra because of my partners bigger sizes 😅

And I'll be doing the patent application soon so I also don't want to say what it is 😂

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's just you running behind her and holding them up, isn't it.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I've been there for those fitting appointments, I'm really only joking about the materials, but I'm sure there's probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I've seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that's pretty true as well.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 95 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

For C-subs, the bra is the show

For D+, it's the curtain to the main event.

[–] tumblechinchilla@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago

Lmfao. Thank you i needed that laugh.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 44 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

This is it, down to the bow:

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Almost looks like an explosives vest. They should make one styled like a claymore with the “front toward enemy” text on it

Edit: it should still have the bow because you deserve to feel pretty while shredding your enemies in a hail of steel shot

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oooh this takes me back. When I was 11, something like this in a Sears catalog would have basically been porn for me.

Then a year later we got the internet.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

What a dramatic escalation in 'material to work with' that would have been

edit: your poor Weiner!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

And like 95% of the fun of having big old titties is getting to show a little cleavage if you want to. But the bra makers don’t want to let you wear anything more low cut than a t-shirt. Give me sexy bras I can wear under sexy clothes you jerks!!

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

this made me laugh, although i'm a 40+ yo cis gay male who has not the first clue about female clothing or the female body xD

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 69 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Here is an illustration of the post:

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 hours ago

oh thank you, that's actually helpful :D

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

No idea what's going on in this meme. What's c cup? Chai cup?

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Bags of sand?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I know this is oversimplified, but:

C-cup and below = small and medium sized boobs. Pretty bras.

D-cup and above = large boobs. No pretty bras.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Probably the small bob girls are making the bras are don't want big bobbys to look nice.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Is this a thing? Because I have some doozys.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

Can't argue with that logic.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 9 hours ago

Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.