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[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 41 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.

This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well...

[โ€“] Lumisal@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I kinda believe you because I'm designing a bra because of my partners bigger sizes ๐Ÿ˜…

And I'll be doing the patent application soon so I also don't want to say what it is ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

hell yeah random lore drop

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's just you running behind her and holding them up, isn't it.

[โ€“] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

I have 2 partners but only 2 arms unfortunately. Though I have been able to do half of each before at the same time

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 8 hours ago

My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I've been there for those fitting appointments, I'm really only joking about the materials, but I'm sure there's probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I've seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that's pretty true as well.