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That poor bird
Sounds a bit dicey.
Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain....link.
Need to think outside of the box.
Did you know that Death in Supernatural also played a role in the Cube series?
I don’t want to ruin this “great” joke, but don’t you mean cuboids? In a cube all sides are equal in length.
thats how hard he wants to run through the fence
“Grate” joke? Or did I get double whooshed?
The finer the chain link the higher the resolution
Use that mesh from bird cages, he should end up as a few mega pixels when viewed front on.
From the side it's gonna be more like cheese sticks, but with more colours.
You wont even know the difference!
Rick and Morty do this several times.
I'm pretty sure it also happened in Tom and Jerry. And kinda in T2.
Resident evil kinda did this too, it was just with lasers.
Skeletons aren't cubes.
I meant this scene:
When I made that post, it was 6am for me.
You shouldn't assume things I say at 6am will make sense.
(Sorry for being nonsensical)
edit: I'm also unsure why anyone upvoted my previous comment, though I'm glad I struck a chord with them.
Well. Skeletons aren’t cubes.
I have nothing funny to say, but I admire the cleverness of your contribution and appreciate your defense of me.
How do you know? Have you seen your skeleton? Or any skeleton get made, for that matter? Reject flat Earth theory, it's time to embrace cube skeleton.
Once when I did salvia the world turned into rotating cubes, so maybe I saw the true nature of the universe.
Bold words from someone who presumably maps out the inside workings of the human body.
Y'all need to quit thinking I'm more clever than I am. Fart photographer.
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Just heat up the fence to light-saber warmth.
If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it's that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.
A good question for xkcd's what if.
A similar one appeared in the first book.
i meeean... last name checks out?
Extrusions. No vertical slicing. Drr drr…
Pfft. When I was at school we tried to defract a classmate by pushing him down a hill on a skateboard, at a gap in a wall.
Spoiler
He did not defract.
That’s not exactly how I would have imagined a kibblesmith smiths kibble, but as long as the pets get the cubes afterwards, I’m happy
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Like that resident evil laser grid
What a square
You would need to be boiled for a few hours first
I feel like this was an edible fueled plan.
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