I fucking hate this timeline
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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Bro starts narco trafficking as its the only way to make money while being on the move so much.
With US providing regular transportation.
Some things really never change
Just puts a couple pounds in his pockets then a bunch of money.
Brilliant.
You know it’s fake because there’s no way the ICE clowns would know which country to send him back to.
I was gonna say, more believable if they sent him to Mexico or something
I could see this being the outcome, now that hes in new york and they're putting him to trial.
If the trial goes at all in his favor, I could see ICE agents pulling him out of court, re arresting him, and deporting him to CECOT in El Salvador, hoping that throwing prison violence will take care of their mess.
They cut off the best part
“ICE is simply doing its job and keeping America safe from world leaders,” said a defensive Kristi Noem. “I don’t know how the liberal media is trying to spin this, but Maduro is a bad hombre. He is a dangerous man, has known ties to drug cartels, and has absolutely no legal right to be captured in the United States. Adios, buster!”
And then end where RFK is hoping to score some molly
Honestly the whole thing was good, on par with the best satire news.
Source. It's an article on the satirical news site The Hard Times :P
Hard Times is so good! I think I heard they were bought by nutjobs, so I hope they remain good.
Thanks I LOLed 🤣
Same. Although for a second I was considering if this was real... shows what stupidity we've become accustomed to
A great irony would be if he's found not guilty after trial and sues the trump admin.
The year is 2032.
Trump fucked around so bad that there is no clear legal basis on who is allowed to be president.
King Maduro is ruling the new American Empire confusingly from an el Salvadorian prison cell.
75% of Americans voted for someone from one of what they consider South Mexicos because he also hates gay people.
Lincoln is replaced by Harambe at the memorial in his chair.
Where are the trump/epstein files?
Can't talk now, we're invading ~~Iraq~~ Venezuela for totally not a distraction reasons.
Back in my day, whoops had an h, which was the style at the time.
Edit: english doesn't have a spelling system. So this is perfectly acceptable
English has at least 5 (French, Germanic, Greek, Latin, Arabic, doubtless more) and it's up to the user to know which is used in any given context. Or not. It's really kind of stupid.
Bro I wish 😞
I kinda figured this would be another corn post. We have a veritable cornucopia of corn. Golden, white, popped, creamed, all possible varieties.
Do right by your grandma. Order corn.
