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[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 8 points 39 minutes ago

Lead and antimony are both sweet

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

He gonna be disappointed until he tries crack rock

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago
[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 hours ago

Baking soda, baking powder, and cream of tartar are minerals used for baking. Not very tasty on their own though.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

And on this day, a geologist was born

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 42 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If we're talking about licking it in it's solid state, I don't think solid hydrogen or helium would be in a lickable state.

ESPECIALLY solid helium, which needs to be at a temperature LESS than 3 Kelvin AND at 26 times atmospheric pressure. Not "OR", AND

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 23 minutes ago

You don't need to sell it to me, I wanted to try before.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Must be a reason something's yellow and not red, so should be fine

[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

To lick?

Also I’ve heard that lead is sweet, but will never lick the solder even though thinking about it is making me really wonder.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Eat this rock every day to make the visions stop.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Well atleast you probably won‘t get Alzheimer‘s if you eat lithium every day. But that might be attributed to the life-ending attributes of lithium poisoning

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The other first-column chloride salts are mostly edible at some level. Potassium chloride is used in some low-sodium foods, I think. I saw a couple Aussies on YouTube once going down the column and putting them all on fries. Not sure if I'd be able to find it again though, it was pretty old

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

While it may or may not meet your contextual definition of 'rock',... lead tastes somewhat sweet, apparently.

The Romans boiled grape juice in lead pots to produce a kind of syrup that was used to sweeten wine.

Lead is uh, a neurotoxin and likely carcinogen, so probably don't lick the sweet rocks too much.

According to:

https://galleries.com/minerals/property/taste.htm

... apparently borax tastes sweet and... alkaline?

Chalcantite is described as 'sweet metalic and slightly poisonous.'

Melanterite is apparently 'sweet, astringent and metallic.'

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Alkaline is usually soapy in taste btw

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Average day of a geologist

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Those fuckers will lick anything.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lead tastes quite sweet from what I hear

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Only lead acetate. Which makes me wonder about acetate of other heavy metals. Is uranium acetate even better?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 5 hours ago

our body needs so many minerals so yes

[–] s@piefed.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Try Uranium

[–] drre@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

There were arsenic eaters in Styria

From the English Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenic_trioxide?wprov=sfla1

In Austria, there lived the so-called "arsenic eaters of Styria", who ingested doses far beyond the lethal dose of arsenic trioxide without any apparent harm. Arsenic is thought to enable strenuous work at high altitudes, e.g. in the Alps."

(The German Wikipedia has a whole article on this: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenikesser?wprov=sfla1)

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago