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[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 5 points 38 minutes ago
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why do you subject me to such horrors, Anon? What did I do to deserve this, Anon?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

You know perfectly well what you did!

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Can't belive 300 of you perverts upvoted this

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 1 points 51 minutes ago

Some quality shitpost

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

That’s just Kingdom Hearts.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Muramasa gang

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

reminds me of that meme in Portuguese (lemme up it here)

(it says "ew, man, that's disgusting")

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 18 points 20 hours ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

I don't remember this part of kingdom hearts

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 136 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago
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[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 29 points 23 hours ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

That's it. Your internet access privileges have to be removed. 🤬

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 9 points 19 hours ago

Alexa, play "One Loined Piglet"

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

DELETE THIS NEPHEW

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's god doing at the gates of Heaven? St. Peter out sick that day or something?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.

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[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago
[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

You people need help, I’m not religious and this is unholy as fuck.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Next time I'm mounting a dick, "oh, bother" is definitely coming out.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 5 points 19 hours ago

"Oh, deary me😩"

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That'd make me nut so quick.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Oh yeah baby, fill my honeypot 🐝💦 🍯

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Is that actually from Rebirth?

Hell fuckin yeah it is, that's my favorite part of the game!

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL!

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[–] retreaux@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 points 21 hours ago

Can someone put the "forgiveness stops by Jesus" meme here?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Thanks, I hate it

downloads to share with friends

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Kingdom Hearts After Dark

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 1 day ago

I did not consent to this.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You can do things like that without Sonic or Shrek?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

And this song is for OP in the back. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."

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