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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head

[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that the Millennium Falcon?

[–] SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh feck yeah I see it too...

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[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who's the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] watson@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not with all that Jägermeister

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

They probably sit out there in shorts.

[–] Asweet@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago

It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track

[–] pilferjinx@piefed.social 30 points 2 months ago
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • they like jagermeister above all else
  • Their apartment is likely messy, (they're hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
  • They play music
  • Their last play session didn't go very good, as the guitar is broken.
[–] King@blackneon.net 6 points 2 months ago

That was so deep

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Liver success! I'm so proud.

[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago

Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

They don’t have a local recycling programme.

[–] happydoors@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Don't judge my piss corner.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Star Wars fan. Bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the lil batman puppet.

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[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 2 months ago

That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Batman figurine.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Covid lock down.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Neighbor hates them

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.

Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.

Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago

That chair wasn't originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.

[–] fum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Batman shrinks when he drinks

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.

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