Handegg, obviously.

The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he'll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

Gets a bribe from fifa, "we need to change the name of this sportsing"

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It would be so fucking funny if this is the last straw for Americans and they finally rise up.

Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽

I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!

So he had a meeting with a soccer player then?

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The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it "Ovalteen". That's gold Gerry! That's gold!

He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he's just getting revenge. That's what tin pot dictators do. There's also another thing they usually do...

I think people put too much weight on his ramblings. He doesn't actually plan on this. He's just schmoozing.

When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more

The NFL doesn't need to drop the word "football" entirely, they just need to be more specific so there's no confusion. They could change their name to "Non-Soccer Football League", or NSFL for short.

So thats why FIFA awarded him a peace price award that they made just for him and after this they asked him if he could force the NFL to use another name?🤣 brilliant.

Seriously?? That's the price of FIFA's bribe? Not, idk, "Call off your ICE ghouls at the next match, because we need to sell tickets?"

This is one of the rare cases where I don't disagree with Trump.

But they could just call it what the rest of the world call their sport. "American Football".

It has their favorite word in it. America.

American Rugby

Concussion-ball has a nice ring to it.

I hate that his fucking followers will be more angry about this than the fact that he raped kids on Epstein's island.

The fact that he parrots a good point that millions of other people have been saying for decades does not make him a smart man.

The fact that he does so at a podium in the most powerful position in the world does call into question his intelligence.

I don't disagree, it needs a different name, has not much to do with feet, but really? A trophy is enough of a bribe for him to upset his base of NFL fans? Can someone bribe him to get us on Metric system?

Why don't you just call NFL foot ball, soccer? No one else wants to use the name soccer so it's sort of free.

May I suggest a German word?

"Distanzkampfball"

That would be hilarious. Please let him accomplish that and nothing else.

He wants it named after himself, of course

Finally something we can agree on.

NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.

Wow. So glad this is what’s on what’s left of his mind. Not soaring prices or atrocities committed in his name. No, this is what matters.

I usually call NFL 'American Football ' why is every so wound up these days?

Thing in languages quite often don’t make much sense, but trying to correct them makes even less sense.

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