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A peace prize from an organization who most likely complicit in human rights violations is pretty spot on.
Hence his statement hat the NFL had to rename to something other than football.
Yea, makes sense now. Trump literally does what the last person he speaks with asks him to do.
Its more pathetic than that. He takes on the point of view of the last person to blow sunshine up his ass.
One insanely corrupt organization rewarding an insanely corrupt individual. Trump loves participation trophies. He honestly thinks it means he's a winner. Psychopath.
Following his participation trophy, Trump just announced that he thinks the word Football should apply to Soccer, and the NFL should get a new name their sport.
We already know what name he'll insist on. Whoever is running the betting pool, put me down for $100 on Trumpball.
This is the most amazing thing. He's actually happy to accept an award that is a complete farce and makes him look lame AF. He brain must be total mush.
The “Appeasing Dictators” award
Fuck fifa. Protest the world cup
Nobel should award Obama the inaugural Nobel World Cup. Trump would absolutely lose his shit.
Does it come with FIFA Bucks because if not...
he must have a really great ass to fit so many people in
And that's after his massive head was already stuffed way up there.
Probably because it just happened. The president of FIFA made up this “prize” to kiss Trump’s ass.
And now he wants the NFL to stop using the word football.
This sounds entirely reasonable. American rugby is a much better name.
I'm waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
It only got a short mention by Colin Jost at the top of Weekend Update:
Trump has not yet won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he did win the equally prestigious Soccer Peace Prize.
FIFA actually invented a fake peace prize in Trump’s honor, and that’s why the trophy shows Trump’s gnarled hands dragging Earth into Hell.
He loves participation trophies. He honestly thinks it means he won.
I want them to 1 for 1 recreate the scene. No changes.
It's the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he's upset about not winning. Have your own "prize" at home.
Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about
Yup... been posted about a few times already.
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33629993
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33620969
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33623647
https://lemmy.wtf/post/33625049
(... there's a way on lemmy to do federated links to the original lemmy instance, right? ~ I'll learn that yet).
And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.
So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?
It started the football wars though
I’m having a hard time identifying which one of them is more dumb. The first dumbass which thinks somebody cares what football CEO has to say in peace prize nomination, the second dumbass which thinks football CEO’s peace prize is legit or fist the dumbass which thinks that second dumbass is dumb enough to believe that it’s legit.
I’ll should ask my pals to inaugurate me as humanity’s most seductive eyebrows holder of the history. They should establish international community of holy drunks of the John Paul the 2nd street, though.
The first guy may be a dumbass but not because of this. FIFA is nothing if not corrupt and this is 100% greasing palms for Trump. They give him a huge ego boost to hopefully chill it on trying to move games or doing something insane during the World Cup.
Like think of the logistic nightmare if he decides LA cant have a game and tries to move it to Kansas or Nebraska because they are good white christian areas with fewer brown people.
Okay but how is this ego boost if everyone knows it’s just greasing.
I mean, imagine you lost competition and started crying about it like a baby. Now someone comes in and gives you a medal from plastic for “doing great job” just to make you behave. Wouldn’t you look pathetic and not offensive to you?
Yeah but Trump is either stupid enough or egotistic enough to fall for this
I'm going to give the fifa peace prize the same amount of respect I'd give a Nobel football world cup. Less even.
Please tell me this picture is real.
It's shopped but I'm going to believe it's true
“Inaugural” … more like “First and only”
Not true. No where did it say Trump can't win for the next 3 years.
Textbook shakedown. He'll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.
They created a whole shitshow award to curry favour with a big baby who will hopefully dies of old age shortly, but that the world will remember them as morons for much much longer.
The bribery bauble
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I've ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
Well if there is a person more corrupt than Trump it's definitely Infantino.
maybe the IOC too.
Is that Bezos? /s I will never shave my head for fear of looking like that twat.
hes equally a twat, Infantio is head of the corrupt fifa organization.
Hey now some of us have no choice. There's us poor baldies too.
My condolences
“President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”