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[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 110 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: They were trippin balls in this photo because they dropped acid in the limo

[โ€“] khepri@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Second fun fact, they flatly refused to acknowledge the dresses entirely when asked over and over about them, just saying what a lovely night and event it was and all the stars are out etc. ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

"Magical evening"

It's a magical night tonight.

[โ€“] dumbass@piefed.social 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an interview where you see Trey snap back to reality remember he's high and snap back, it's one of those "cheer me up" videos.

[โ€“] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

That shit eating grin he makes when he lands is so fucking good

[โ€“] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago

I don't remember this cast of Wicked

[โ€“] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn, they're beautiful. Well, I guess the other ones are okay, but honestly incomparable to perfection.

[โ€“] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I'm saying.

[โ€“] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're marshmallow fluff. Matt is the sliced ham and Trey is the ketchup.

Just like Mom used to make.

[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Jewish guy is the ham?

[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

We are all the ham on this glorious day

[โ€“] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I've seen them before, but who are the women on either side?

[โ€“] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow.

[โ€“] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

Perhaps you have heard the hit song "Taco Flavored Kisses"

[โ€“] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I also only recognise Trey and Matt.

[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

J-Lo looks stunning. The rest are a toss up... if we're only talking about looks. If we're doing personality might as well just crop Paltrow out of the picture.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

J-Lo's personality has corroded over the years, dare I say equal to or worse than Paltrow's. We KNOW Matt & Trey wore these dresses better.

[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Once you smelled her candle, the mystique is gone.

[โ€“] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Okay J-Lo...I gotta go to a fancy party covering my penis in see thru cellophane. Purple color crotchless pants. Everything else is blue jeans but the cellophane covered crotch. You can totally see my penis jumping and jiggling around in there, but not enough to have full confidence of actually having seen it.

To the sewing machine!

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