ThrowawayPermanente

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

I'm sorry if my freedom offends you

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

We're going to put a cheeseburger in every tummy, and deport all the vegetarians

But you save 5% that way!

Sure, in my experience most of them are very nice, but that's largely because they perceive me as a member of their tribe.

feck?

That the math checks out only make me angrier

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

It's not that the scene is unwelcoming, it's more that at some point it turned into a volunteer babysitting gig and nobody told me

This is so dumb, I did the math and you would have to eat hundreds of thousands of nuggets for it to add to to even a single small bullet.