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[–] protist@mander.xyz 159 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 97 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I don’t think I should go against the grain here.

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 123 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 59 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

just take any stew .... and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

How much stew are you making? We want to blind them, not turn them inside out!

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Tell me you live in the Midwest or UK without telling me you live in the Midwest or UK.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses for 1/7 of a week?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 80 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get "switch to Linux" in the comments:

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I’m certain that you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
I use arch btw

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yup, I had a whole different set of issues to fix when I switched to Linux. 😅

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

posting on lemmy that im switching from linux to windows

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that would cause the devs to implement a max downvote limit.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Let's get that 64bit overflow.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 16 points 5 months ago

They wouldn't be suggesting it if you used Linux

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like good advice, you should take it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Is it? I switched ten years ago, and I had to switch back in two years. And even this year, I couldn't even finish writing my plugin on Linux because support for the software I needed is still lacking.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

But if you switch to Linux you can come here and proselytize to the userbase in just a out anything thread, regardless of topic. Doesn't that sound better than using your software?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Here, enjoy this stew.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

It's easier to ignore asshole comment sections than an asshole OS.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I don't see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I'll look into it tomorrow

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Common punishment since it doesn't cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.

[–] ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 5 months ago

I'm sure you'll see the light by then.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm a single father so I don't have the "maternal" instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.

[–] Blade9732@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?

[–] BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 37 points 5 months ago

This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Bowling for Blinding Soup

1 Day Blind

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

3rd eye soup

[–] oyo@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is this from a Tim Robinson skit? I swear I've heard of this stew before...

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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Alright but where's the recipe?

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't have the stew that makes you go blind for one day, so I substituted beef broth. My daughter didn't go blind. One star.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I substituted the stew for gasoline, but followed the recipe precisely.

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Calling All Dads....

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I read this in lemongrab's voice unfortunately

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.

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