Everything said by this admin is always a declaration of guilt. So, in this context, the 1984-translated version is: "people use my Autopen all the time without my knowledge." Which also explains how when he attended that wrestling event back in the spring, he was also somehow signing and authorizing (whatever terrible thing it was at the time, it's hard to keep track of) at the White House that Stephen Miller I think angrily announced while touching dolls.

The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.

This whole country is ridiculous.

Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day

Honestly, the only news I want to see are the headline and pictures of his death; violent or otherwise.

I find it stupid the guy who signs pardons for bitcoin billionaires he never heard of is accusing somebody of autopenning pardons. OVER TURKEY PARDONS.

How is this a news cycle?

nothing like useless complaints from a grandpa

Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?

Besides, you don't pardon your food, you eat them.

How fucking petty is this turd?!

Biden still enjoying rent-free residency, I see. Cool.

He’s such an asshole.

first they came for the turkeys, but I did not speak out because I was not a turkey...

Secret Service had to tackle and restrain the White House head Chef who confused the Thanksgiving main dish for the President's turkey neck

Of course cock sucking is completely valid uwu

"We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkies off the menu."

What an idiot. Next thing he’ll be calling entire years invalid or some idiotic crap.

This is fowl play!

Aaahhh Cheeto, you always know how to ruin every even bby starting to bitch about Biden.

I am so happy that I do not live in your head, it must be so sad, so full of hate and anger.