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Please tell me this is shopped. This fucker is my age and I'm embarrassed that any of us turned out this pathetic.
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this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2025
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Kanye ain't got shit on Doug! Beat him by decades!
Clown shoes for the money clown.
This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size...
It does.
I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it's just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.
Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.
It's clown boy!
I am sometimes forced to wear size 11 shoes, despite having 9½ feet, because so few manufacturers put out 9½ size shoes in an EEEE (quintuple wide) or oversized EEE (quadruple wide) width.
At least a size 11 in a W (wide) is comfortable enough for me, and most shoes come in at least a wide.
I think out of all the shoes I have ever bought, only two styles in 40 years have been wide enough to allow me to wear a 9½. I recently found that second style in a work boot that was being surplussed (through Princess Auto) and no longer being produced, with the marketing that it was wide enough for any foot. Once I confirmed the comfort, I immediately bought three more pairs for a lifetime supply, clearing out the stock of size 9½ for that shoe nation-wide (I checked, as I wanted even more… would have gladly gotten a half dozen pairs if I could). That brand was Terra. Highly recommend, as the model I got have been fucking awesome work boots.
Dang even the richest man in the world can't find shoes his size
He has to do this so people will think he's sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.
The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn't go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn't.
I guarantee that he's in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.
Ironically if he wasn't such a cunt to his daughter he'd probably be getting all sorts of tips and tricks from the trans community
Someone ask Grok what his shoe size is
It was photoshopped this is the real picture 
"Chat, is this real?"
yes
What changed? I don't see any difference?
It's exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.
The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.
Why do they look like Flint Lockwood's Spray-on Shoes?
I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.
Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.
CyberShoes?
Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
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Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.
When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.
And yet he’s still in a tux
I fail to get your point? That he has the money to afford a tux?
He still has something to prove or he’d be in pajama pants
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it's more like this
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung
No don't do Sora like that.
They're all doing it, his just don't match.
I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.
Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to "prove" anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.
OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.
I'm short and scrawny, can I just have this one thing?!
No, now hand it over!
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Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.
Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.
I'm also 5'3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.
The logistics just don't work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.
There is a correlation between height and dick size, but it's quite small. IIRC for every 20cm or so in height you get 1cm in dick on average, but it varies enough that it's no certainty a tall guy has a larger dick.
Also fun fact: studies into penis size correlating with other factors can be broadly generalised into two categories: measured studies, which is where doctors will measure the penis when erect in a consistent manner, and self-reported studies, where people just tell a researcher how big it is.
Self-reported studies generally come back with results like "black people have larger dicks, Asians have shorter dicks" etc... But in measured studies, it turns out that worldwide penis size is basically all the same. It's people self-reporting their own size + a correction for what they think they should have (nobody wants to be below average). In places with high porn consumption, penises tend to "be larger", because that's what men see and they want to have the same. Only in countries that tend to censor genitalia in porn do you find people actually self-report a size that's essentially the same as their actual size (which usually happens to be Asian countries). That, plus the whole "BBC" genre in porn, essentially explains the self-reported racial differences in dick size.
Also fun: self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm. Self-reported the average is about 15cm, but when actually measured it drops to about 13cm (which also happens to be 6 inches and just over 5 inches respectively; see the psychological effect there?).
and that's why I measure in centimeters, just seems bigger that way
self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm.
Kind of a dick-move tbh
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What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
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Imgur has geoblocked the UK because of the OSA. Just open it in Tor instead.
I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
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