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If you are a man over 40 attending a Taylor Swift concert it's highly possible you have a teenage daughter.

I am always fascinated how the man who is strong enough in his convictions to do whatever the hell he wants is considered the "weak" one whereas the "macho" shit is afraid of his own shadow and that some other man may not like what he's doing.

I think it's so funny that these toxic masculinity types all pay for a little blue participation trophy

I'm fine with anyone saying "surrender your man card". It lets me know I can safely ignore this moron; they have nothing of value to add to any conversation.

What does this "surrender your man card" even mean? I must transition to be a woman? So much for protecting people from being "force-transed" for showing even the slightest form of gender-nonconformity!

There's a lot of gay ways to eat a banana...

But I can't imagine a gayer way someone would legitimately try to eat a banana than with a spoon.

Like, being ridiculous, sure, chopsticks. But maybe doing this but mashing it up with a bobba straw till it was a smoothie and drinking it

If you're a 40 year old grown ass adult you can do whatever the fuck you like. Man cards are for insecure idiots who need reassurance.

This US thing baffles me. It goes "whoa, a man cannot possibly buy tampons, or hold his friends handbag, or whatever..." because some braindead six year old idiot character out of Beavis and Butthead might magically pop out of thin air and guffaw "Haha, tampons!", which is somehow, potentially terminally embarassing and will end your public life.

I think worrying about if your actions will "lose your man card" is the surest way to "lose your man card."

My work has guys who have really high toxic masculinity. Off the top of my head, some of the things they complain about not being man enough are: umbrellas, gluten free, and mushrooms

I mean...maybe the two guys being talked about are just gay.

There are very few things more manly than having the courage to do something "unmanly" in public.

I thought long and hard about what it would mean to me if someone called me "not a man" for anything I do and I came to the following conclusion: nothing. I can do all the same things with or without the label "man". Funny.

Turned mine in long ago, I don't like beer and sports.

I love the "man card" metaphor because the more you interrogate it the worse it gets. It implies that his masculinity is so insubstantial that he needs a special card to validate it, like a Linus Blanket or something, which in turn is a self-defeating act.

The Man Card Paradox is that holding a Man Card automatically disqualifies you from holding a Man Card.

I’m pretty sure taking your daughter to a Taylor swift concert is just good parenting

The most ridiculous thing in this image is someone calling himself "Gunther Eagleman"...

He’s eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXLqDGL1FSg&t=68

Yes, he's serious. I present: Ray Comfort

My daughters and I (and my son, and my wife) have been to more than 50 concerts together. Got another on December 5th: 12 of us.
We love music. And one another.

Friendly reminder that vast majority of people are hiding their true identity out of shame and will play a "tough" character to compesate their "glass persona". But keep in mind that looking tough is not the same as actually being tough, this is what these actors dont understand until they harass a guy who is crazier than them and now they are in a hospital.

I have seen these cucks personally, they are midwits and will play a volatile character to "impress" or "scare" you (does not work with me lol), they believe showing "manly" behavior will make them atrractive to women but women would rather chose to be near me instead of them everytime they are present (and I am an ugly guy lol). I say that from experience 💀.

It's fine. I've got plenty of man cards in my back pockets.